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Sex is like pizza, when it’s good, it’s really good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. 🍕

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I just need to be nasty fucked. 😭

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No matter how hard I try, I never feel like I’m good enough.

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The person I reblogged this from matters.

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Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

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This girl at the liquor store just said “my liver can handle what my heart can’t” and if that’s not the fuckin mood idk what is

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I just wanna fuck😤😤

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Keys to a good relationship:

1. Communication

2. Laughter

3. Rough sex

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sit on my lap at parties and sit on my face in private

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too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

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may the last two months of 2018 be filled with pleasant plot twists, spontaneous fun, and good vibes.

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Holy hell do I need to cum.

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