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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..
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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there
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🥲🤏
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i'm like if a cool knight or warrior didn't have any muscles or strength and wasn't very brave or confident and had no strong convictions or motivation and couldn't fight
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the thing about a new steven universe spinoff coming out is that EVERYONE is gonna wanna work on this show. and since it’s a recession and so many people in the industry are jobless right now, they’re gonna get the best of the best. So it’s probably gonna be really good
#OHHHHHH I WANT THAT LAST PART SO BAAAAD#i mean i also want to work on the show but seeing as i am not a professional animator and have never worked in the industry at all#that seems unlikely#lars of the stars#steven universe
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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.
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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs
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genuine question from an autist: why do people, especially kids, like jeans? i understand their utility as a durable fabric for like. farmers and construction workers and shit, but i've never thought of them as comfortable at ALL. or easy to move in. slacks are WAY more comfortable.
#i like the texture!#and the weight and hang of them#i can’t wear yoga pants for too long or i get super miserable#because even though the texture is soft and nice the weight is AWFUL after a certain point#or absence of weight#Do Not be on my legs like that#sweat pants are even worse#as for slacks i’ve never found a pair that fits me and has decent pockets so i’m uninterested in them as casual wear#but anyway yeah i love the texture of jeans#denim is my friend and it loves me
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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.
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ITS REAL OH MY GOD ITS REAL!!
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Im poised to strike bro lol Watch out im poised to strike seriously
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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
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