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They need to make a gavel pokemon to just smack as hard as they can against a table, the lawyer that makes the pokemon faint the fastest starts speaking first

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

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Yesss There is so much paleoart that just draws a dinosaur in the dinosaur equivalent of T-Posing just to show the hypothetical look of the dinosaur, which is fine for study and all, but there are some specific drawings that have several dinosaurs interacting with the environment and each other in realistic ways which we kinda see animals do today and I just ahjadkjblaubvjb4fpwiubvpainfpien in greatness

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Hacking a dead guy's account is just rude man, but I mean, if he's not gonna use it...

Your friend requested to be buried with his headset and system, he just came online.

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Yes Daddy, bite my lips and go fucking apeshit with yourhead tearing my mouth away from my face in bloody destruction, so hot hmmm 😉

I am a nintendog and you are a tennis ball

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OK, so, I'm preety sure this works because this recipe uses sugar as the starch. The cookies turn solid from the egg proteins denaturing and hardening in the heat, the peanut butter offers a base for the whole thing to work on (oil, flavour, etc), and the sugar serves as both the sweetener, as it usually does, but also the "powder" part of the recipe. Don't know if its right

"This is not how you make cookies!"

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This is the motivation I needed to work on tasks instead of sleeping, thank you for unbedding my room

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Plot twist, the name is actually "ur cat" and the person is just answering

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Poor carp, you got to punch those people with a baseball bat

No one comes out as trans for “clout”. The next person who says that is getting slapped with a dead carp.

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vampie wednesday?

Werwolf monday

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Actually, the terror has been pushd back to 1.19, so now it is basically... 1.18: Orogeny and epirogeny are shaping the world. The bedrock has disolved and opened up a lot of new ground and possibilities. 1.19: Sins of the past are no longer bound in the darkness and now terrorize the underworld below the layers of rocks. Also frogs?

i’m thinking about that post about how nature is healing with every update in minecraft

minecraft 1.12: more color than ever is brought to minecraft! parrots can be found in the jungle now!

minecraft 1.13: life has returned to the ocean! dolphins and fish and corals and sea pickles and vibrance!

minecraft 1.14: the villagers are remembering their culture and their craft! they’re more advanced than ever!

minecraft 1.15: bee :)

minecraft 1.16: there’s even life in the nether now! a somewhat-thriving society of piglins is there, there’s animals like striders and hoglins, and even forests of fungi!

minecraft 1.17: life is even occurring deep underground! axolotls are swimming around in the caves, new plantlife can be found stored away, and beautiful geodes adorn the underground!

minecraft 1.18: horror and evil and darkness. giant gashes in the world and looming mountains. hideous monster at the bottom of the caves. fucked up evil slime that wants to hurt you. kill kill violence murder kill

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Uncle Iroh is a really smart , wise man , and he’s always so helpful to Zuko , but he really did him dirty with that hair style on his date

Like this is one of the few things that Iroh did wrong adjsktv what the hecc Iroh

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I was today years old when i learned

1. another nae for rooster or male chicken is Penis 2. Roosters are the reproductive organ of an animal I must assume is much bigger

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

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Excuse me, what the fuck is that?

they are goig to fucking kill her

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Ctrl+F

We will never forget you.

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Red is a colour of love and healing according to colour theory. This looks appropriate to me.

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I always wnd up reading US as us and think of some cult or something, and that would be peak shitposting. "The Us is hostile to both human and animal life. The Us will rise and consume all human and animal life. Submit to the Us and save your loved ones. Join Us today."

Fucking hate pet rent.  You want my cat to pay rent?  She is a cat.  Cats don’t have jobs.  Idiot.

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Oh I see, then in that case I can't offer you peace of mind. You should try contacting my good friend Cthullu, he may be able to help

absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag