Qwen, fanning away as QuantumFizzx. Old enough to know better yet too old to care. My hobbies include writing... and not writing. I ship Steve Rogers with HAPPINESS. MASTERLIST
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Today, selfishly, I am glad to be fat.
I am no longer the recipient of unwanted advances.
Of non-accidental touches.
Of limerence.
Love-bombs.
Slobbering faux friendships aimed squarely at the crux of my thighs.
Lust.
My thoughts, ideas, & efforts still dismissed due to vagina possession & weight stigma,
but not because I am too pretty to be serious.
There’s that.
Today, I’m fat to be selfishly glad.
I’m glad their masks melted to their skins.
Glad for intentions known.
Glad to be mad, indignant. Incompatible.
Glad I don’t fit and won’t.
Too big for breeding. My product is my own and I won’t be.
All mortal flesh may slink to carrion yet
I will carry on and not be calm.
Improper property. Imbittered imbiber of imbecile tears.
Today, I’m glad to be selfishly fat.
I’m selfish with my boundaries.
With my time.
With my body.
My choice.
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Only Murders in the Building needs to tone down the cameos.
Except Paul Rudd.
Annual Killing of Paul Rudd is not something I knew I wanted.
Paul Rudd, the “They Killed Kenny” of the 2020s.
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Agatha All Along speculation
Has anyone discussed the possibility that Agatha’s son, Nicholas Scratch, was actually the one who did whatever “magic above[Agatha’s] station” that Agatha was being punished for Salem?
Maybe Nicholas was closer to “born evil” that Agatha’s mom accused her of being? (I hate the idea of anyone saying that or thinking that of their child)
Maybe Nicholas did something that resulted in the Dark Hold manifesting in his place?
I just think Agatha was so dodgy with saying their magic “simply bent to my power” when she could be trying to save herself, she seems more intent on making sure they attack her. Well, maybe she knows she will be able to take their power if they blast her, but I think we are just supposed to think that.
There has to be something to Death having a rule not to kill Agatha, so Agatha has some sort of arrangement or leverage with Death, yet she doesn’t have enough leverage to resurrect Nicholas.
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John Salt (British, 1937-2021), Black Ford in Field, 1972. Oil on canvas, 48 x 72 in.
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Fully acknowledging that this is a crack theory and also admitting I will be disappointed in anything less:
Still absolutely making sense to me that Scott would be the killer, even when considering season 1:
- SCOTT BAKULA IS LITERALLY NAME-DROPPED IN SEASON 1 EPISODE 1
- He’s been mentioned once a season, every season
- Scott was in the first episode of this season. Not since. Why show him in the beginning if he never comes up again? Chekov’s Gun should apply.
- last season, Charles got a threatening text from Joy, who is now dating Scott
- Scott was shown utilizing text in his one scene. He said Joy just messaged him, then looked at the phone and said Charles can’t see it. I know the implication is supposed to be that it’s sexting…but what if what Charles can’t see is not actually texts from Joy? What if that’s Sazz’s phone in Scott’s hand and that’s what Charles can’t see?
What if Sazz wanted to get out of the relationship as Scott’s double? What if Scott and Joy are the 2 killers?
I know it’s probably not it. I really want it to be.
Only Murders in the Building theory/meta/whatever
I realize this breaks a cardinal rule in entertainment, but I genuinely wish Scott Bakula - real, live famous person - would be involved season 4’s murder. Murderer or intended victim, either one.
LOOK how much sense it makes:
- Scott has been mentioned regularly since episode 1
- long-running association with Charles
- Sazz was his body double
- dating Charles’ ex, Joy
- omitb Scott dresses like Sazz who dresses like Charles who dresses like Scott who dresses like…
- the misdirection that Sazz might have be killed because she was mistaken for Charles, so Charles must be the intended victim…maybe Scott was the intended victim (yes, I really stretched there since it’s in Charles’ apartment.)
- Scott has ZERO reason to be skulking about the omitb movie party (this is The Fishiest Bit)
- weirdly mentioned “white-haired white-guy” and the only thing we can see in the scratched out photograph of the Westies is white hair
- he might know about the passages into Charles’ apartment from Joy
I’m not sure what the upside down numbers that really spelled “oh hell” are about, but it made me think “Oh, boy!” his Quantum Leap catchphrase. (Again, admittedly, a stretch.)
I have no idea what’s up with all the ham. Unless it’s a ham smuggling operation and the first pig was called Dr. Ham Beckett.
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Yes he's definitely is the best villain and Charlie Vickers is absolutely amazing he done an excellent work he's very talented for sure ❤️💓
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#the lord of the rings the rings of power#sauron#halbrand#charlie vickers#annatar#the rings of power
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yes he is the dark lord but have you considered that he might have a sense of humour as well The Lord of The Rings: Rings of Power Sauron & Celebrimbor S02E07: Doomed To Die
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A little laugh to help us all recover a bit from that intense ep on Thursday .. 😅🌋🔥🔥
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DEBRA JO RUPP as SHARON DAVIS in AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024)
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Not SHARON!
I was, quite literally, mostly watching this show for Debra Jo Rupp.
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#Agatha all along spoilers#agatha all along#absolute bs#I care for no one else#she better come back#even if she’s evil
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just a baby
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