quantumcellularis
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You can call me Z (zee, zed, zeta, zayin, whatever). They/them. Engineer. PhD student. Usually training for some race or martial arts tournament. Used to work in the film industry if you wanna hear me complain about famous people I’ve met.We all have too many cells, in my personal opinion.
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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger
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Gotta say, “what is that” is a new response to my dick
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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?
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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf
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this morning in a lecture my professor asked us "how many of you have a soul? raise your hand if you have a soul" and it made me feel like i was an audience member for wendy williams
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