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gonna be honest i hope your trans military husband steps on a landmine

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my take on Wash throughout rvb

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your daily walks wrapped

you soaked up 10,985 minutes of sunshine, rain, and other weather

you walked past 4,073 individuals you would describe as the most beautiful person in the world

you bore witness to 23% more of your local area than last year—good job!

you saw 3 of the weirdest dogs you will ever see in your life

you noticed 18 people visibly, tenderly in love with each other

you smelled 243 flowering plants & shrubs

you drank 267 delicious beverages

you were kissed invisibly and imperceptibly by 117 bumble bees and butterflies

you were witness to 87,441,289 gorgeous leaves

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The sweetness of honeymilk

By Prototype Jack

When you smack me.

When you whack me.

When you squirt me.

When you spurt me.

The memorys.

Are priceless.

My lust,my lust, my lust.

For you.

I would never sell for 1000🤑

So sweet, so sweet so sweet,

Are your lips.

And your balls.

And your perky pink nipples.

Sweeter then honey milk.

With 50 pounds of brown sugar.

And 30 donuts

And 500 slices of cakes.

And 30000 candies.

And a chocolate

And a sweet cola.

And 200000000 ice cones

And 30 candy cane

And 50000 lolipops

And 10000000000 ice pops

And a slice of cherrypie

And 5000000 root beer flotes

And a piece of candy

And 900000 pockystick

And 70000000000 frapchinos

And 5000000 brownies

And 5000000 blondies

And a velvet cake

And 20 key lime pie

And 8000000 cookies

And 30000000000 chocolates

And 60000000 gumballs

And 2000 sugars

And 50000000 honeys

And 100 crystal candies

And 80000000 sweet treats

And 3 jellos

And 10000000000000000000000000000 pudding

And 600 mochis

And a piece of candy.

You are sweeter to me then all these.

But you dont fucking respond to me on grindr anymore.

And that makes me mad, mad, mad.

Rarely am i glad.

I thought you were my lad.

Sad.

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Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

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idont care anymore I don’t sorry

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Put me back in the water right now or ill die

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so fucked up

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it’s like you’re being ratatouilled but the rat is your shame

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no freaking way

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Let them cook

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Some fake Deadlock title cards i whipped up!

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Homeless LGBT couple needs help!!!

Hello everyone!

This month has been a real doozy and my little family could really use some support right now. We are still homeless, I'm still sick, and the heat has been devastating both our physical and mental health. Along with the recent loss of a loved one and the constant stress, things have been an absolute mess and I do not believe I can hold out much longer without something good happening.

While I'm looking for work and recovering from being sick, we need temporary shelter. We also need help with important stuff like vet visits, food, toiletries, and gas. I would really appreciate some relief so i can focus on getting out of this situation soon. Any help would be very appreciated.

Venmo: @garbageconnoisseur

CashApp: $garbageconnoisseur

PayPal: @garbageconnoisseur

(Please no hate or unsolicited advice. I can't handle it right now and I will block you.)