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do you guys want to know one of the coolest things ever btw. i'm going to tell you either way i just like to give you the illusion of choice

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like

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My brain: hmmm I want to write something.

Each of my WIP: me?

My brain: no 💅

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kai absorbing dragon fire like a badass

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Some fanart of this ancient figurine! Also got commissioned to draw her hanging out with a friend!

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Okay. Is it an adult cartoon or is it a familyguylike

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trauma therapy has been swell

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Growing up Mormon AND with long hair that I didn’t cut because of pressure from my mom, to me the metaphor here is pretty obvious… you can read it how you want though.

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My dog's really a study in Buddhism. He can see my muffin wrapper and he's miserable. Crying. He needs to eat my muffin wrapper so bad.

I get up and throw it away. He forgets about it immediately and happily goes to sleep.

You are not sad because you do not have a muffin wrapper, my beautiful boy, you are sad because you want the muffin wrapper.

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South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

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I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

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as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.

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me when im so sweet and beautiful

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing