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Americans genuinely cannot comprehend how seriously Europeans take partying. I didn't comprehend it until I was there, and able to observe how all European infrastructure is built around supporting the public right to cross three national borders to go to an illegal rave in a world war ii ruin while chain-smoking and drinking Club Mate. this sounds like a joke but I'm not kidding Europeans never mention it because to them it's normal, Americans never mention it because we can't conceive of a world where bars don't bodily throw you out the front doors at 1:45am to drive home drunk (the busses stopped running at 10pm and there are no trains) because if they don't they will be fined millions of dollars by the city and raided by police for violating the municipal Gay in Public ordinance which persists on the books of the "most progressive city in the country"

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NOOOOO MY ART GOT NUKED

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Like Mama… (1977)

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my hands are fucked up and can't draw today so i'm repurposing an old comic for my public embarrassment/shaming

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the sheer size of roblox is easy to be unaware of if you were born before 2013. even among ඞ the big with children games it's a singular phenomenon though. more popular than minecraft ever was, has more than double the amount of active monthly users as the entirety of steam. just one of the popular game modes in roblox has more active players than fortnite ever did handily. the top 100 games on steam combined have fewer concurrent players than one roblox minigame. behemoth shadow passing by under the boat

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it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

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thanks + apologies to @gendertrickster for the idea 🌊🔨🔱

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omfg i went snooping and yalll. im.

i think that caitvi kinktober thing shifted to a new blog name. calling it nsfw month now

and im looking at the rules and this change and im CACKLING

THEY LITERALLY TOOK THE KINK OUT OF KINKTOBER AKFKFGKGKHK

moved it to november. this is so fuckin funny to me