I was just looking at some of my older posts and turns out I don’t even think I’m funny
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As far as I know the only followers I have are porn bots. It’s the only people that show up in my list. So to those lovely ladies out there, thank you for listening.
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I really like the phase “sands of time.” It calls to mind the image of a long gone city buried in sand, covered up by the landscape around it. But also alludes to the way that sand is used in hourglass to tell time. And geologically sand is the time worn descendent of a once strong and hardened rock.
Sand is a beautiful symbol of the passage of time.
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Sometimes I feel like I’m living in the rumble of giants. Just scavenging, trying to build something great with the scraps that they left behind.
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Oh! To live in a teapot! To be small but to live among the grandeur of giants!
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Is there any ABBA deep cuts?
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the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline
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I would have made a good crow
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Me: rufuses to check my bank account because I’m terrified that I am completely out of money
Also me, when my card gets declined because I am completely out of money:
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Feathers are just fuzzy scales
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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Human Brain: you hate rings. They get in the way you take them of as a nervous tick and then lose them. They’re very expensive and then you never wear them
Monkey Brain: shiny!✨
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Me after moving from a place with no possibility of tornados:
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