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ncuti gatwa i’m so so sorry, first your entrance was overshadowed by david tennant and now your exit was overshadowed by billie piper

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the lionesses’ men’s team are fucking shite

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I can’t believe this has to be said but… you know Sam is upset at the thunderbolts* because he doesn’t want the avengers to be controlled by the government, right? That’s why he was on team cap in civil war. Do you know that? It’s important to me that you know that.

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The Golden Girls – 1.21: The Flu

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do y’all ever wonder why aotrom and ridoc were arguing so much during onyx storm? aotrom literally blocked himself from the rest of the riot just to argue with his rider to the point where he almost got injured from the lack of communication. what could be going through their minds??

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Jason’s-alive-reveal-au where he decides that in order to fuck with Bruce on every level he needs access to both sides of his life, so not only does he become Red Hood but he also starts working at WE and accidentally slowly starts climbing the corporate ladder. he didn’t mean to be anything more than a low-level grunt but turns out he fucking rules at this job, and it all comes to light because thinking he wouldn’t be important meant he didn’t even bother using a fake name, and eventually Tim’s in his office like, running through promotions that he needs to approve for some of the higher positions.

Tim, seeing ‘Jason Peter Todd’ as one of the names on the list:

Tim: *narrows eyes*

Lucius, spotting the name: ….oh. what do you want to-

Tim: give him the promotion.

Lucius: ….give the promotion to the person using Bruce’s dead son’s name?

Tim: if he gets the promotion he’ll have to attend the monthly board meetings. i want to watch whoever this is try and get away with that. we’ll tear him apart.

Tim thinks he’s being real funny up until Jason fucking Todd walks into the boardroom two weeks later and maintains direct eye contact just daring him to freak out in front of everyone. i like to think that Bruce is also at this meeting, but he fell asleep five minutes ago so he doesn’t even notice, and Tim spends the next hour glaring daggers into the passed out man’s head for daring to leave him alone in this situation.

the thing is, Bruce probably slacks off so much at WE that even if Jason was like. in the highest position he could possible achieve in his department. he probably wouldn’t notice. Jason and Tim come to an understanding filled with spite that leads Tim to keep quiet about Jason’s revival specifically because Bruce keeps palming his work off on Tim and he wants to get him back.

eventually the family find out who Red Hood is and Tim doesn’t act surprised in the slightest. betrayed, Bruce asks why Tim would keep that kind of information from him only to immediately get shouted down with ‘-WELL MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY SHOWED UP TO THE FUCKING STOCK MEETINGS YOU WOULD KNOW-‘

after like twenty seconds of shocked silence at the outburst Jason turns to clap Bruce on the shoulder, ‘oh right. also i run your marketing department. see you in a couple days for the quarterly report.’

(i think its also funnier if Damian was somewhat aware of the situation due to doing some kind of volunteer/internship thing at WE for school, and like two months after Tim found out, Damian was in his office with him when Jason waltzed in to hand in some papers and both Tim and Damian froze. Tim because he didn’t think Damian knew Jason and was afraid he’d snitch, and Damian because what the fuck is Todd doing in front of a family member without the helmet?!

Jason, after like a minute: Dami, i can explain

Damian, really doesn’t want to get dragged into whatever bullshit Jason’s doing, because he had enough of that in the league and doesn’t want to be held responsible by both Bruce and Talia when this inevitably blows up in their faces: you know what Todd? i actually don’t want you to.

Jason:

Jason: thats honestly fair

Tim, confused: …am i missing something here?

Jason and Damian, simultaneously: no.)

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the biggest issue Bruce has with his kids working with the JL is probably that he trained them too well and now he’s scared of them and doesn’t want to embarrass himself in front of the league.

Jason once walked up behind him so silently during a meeting that when he turned and saw a flash of the red helmet an inch from the back of his head he screamed like a teenage girl in a horror movie. Jason, nonplussed because all of the Robins scare the shit out of B like at least once a week, patiently waits for him to get his breath back before asking if they could grab thai on the way home. the rest of the JL stare in baffled awe and Bruce never lives it down.

Tim similarly appeared next to him once when he was fixing one of the appliances on the watchtower and when he made himself known by complaining that Damian kept flicking apple slices at him Bruce jumped so hard that he smacked his head against the frame of whatever he was fixing and gave himself a concussion. Barry laughs so hard he chokes on his coffee and Tim is just confused.

The kids aren’t even doing it on purpose, they’ve just naturally become too silent even for Batman and when they freak him out they just sigh and move on bcs its gotten old

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If I don’t get a scene of Imogen absolutely losing her shit bc she had to bury Quinn ALONE, when everyone else left her, I’m going to lose my shit.

Xaden. Bodhi. Garrick. They’ve all left her alone. And yeah she has Sloane, but that’s it. The people she has been the closest with her entire life have left her to deal completely alone with the death of one of there own and all the aftermath that comes with Violet being dutchess now.

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baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo

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Mira wore the midnights bodysuit to the Eras tour and Drake wore a t-shirt of the Vigilante Shit chair

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*Garrick after asking Imogen out on a date* Bodhi: Took you long enough. Imogen must be so happy. Imogen: *scowling and sneering at random cadets* Garrick: She doesn’t look very happy. Bodhi: That's her happy face. She's just a bitch.

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Are Dain and Bodhi friends? Because I'm getting the vibe that they're actually pretty close. And I have proof for that! They are seen standing next to each other, or talking to each other MULTIPLE times!! Yeah, I know, you're impressed, I can tell. This is the greatest proof you've ever heard. I mean, I know that they are both part of Fourth Wing leadership and therefore will have to discuss things with each other, but it's just the vibe I'm getting from them. And sure, at the end of Onyx Storm when Dain follows Sloane, Bodhi asks Xaden how much they are trusting Aetos these days, which could be anti-proof. On the other hand, maybe it's not that Bodhi doesn't trust Dain, maybe he's just testing whether Xaden would support the amount of trust he puts in Dain (without telling him how much trust that is). Like, Bodhi telling Dain about some things, but then later finding out that Xaden believes Dain can't be trusted with that information, and then Bodhi thinking to himself: oh... shit. Welp, too bad, he already knows. Kinda like that.

Anyone else get this vibe? (Or anyone with actual proof?) Or am I now just imagining things?

On the other, other hand, this doesn't align with the fact that Dain doesn't have any friends, so...

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Reasons I have seen webcomic authors publicly cite for cancelling their comic mid-storyline:

Too busy  

Lost interest  

Increasing age gap between characters and author made it difficult to relate  

Did the math and figured out that completing the planned arc with their current update schedule would take 150 years  

Ostensible author actually a fictional persona that’s now being retired, and they didn’t want the comic linked to their real identity  

Realised that the way they’d written the central relationship wasn’t emotionally genuine (note: this was a hobbit porn comic)  

The comic’s readership contained too many lesbians  

Converted to a religion that regards all representational art as a form of idolatry  

Broke up with the person the protagonist was based on  

Outed as not actually Japanese  

Imprisoned for manslaughter  

Aliens

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the breathing air to drinking water pipeline is insane

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you ask a student in april how they're doing and they'll say "oh i'm fine" but in reality they are treating themselves in such a way that violates the geneva convention on treatment of prisoners