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God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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Mintflavor

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meme redraw

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omw home from a hard day at work eating lunch for 2 hours, 4 hour drinking coffee with colleagues and two meetings spent imagining what everyone in the room's fursona would be instead of paying attention to anything said

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Candace says "fuck" all the time but we see a censored version where her language is cleaned up.

Doofenshmirtz used to say "fuck" but he stopped after having a daughter, even after she grew up and started saying "fuck" all the time herself.

Isabella doesn't say "fuck" because naughty words are against the Fireside Girls rules.

Ferb would say "fuck" but it's a waste of his daily line-of-dialog.

Beford used to say "fuck" until Baljeet dared him not to and it worked.

Perry would say "fuck" but he can't talk.

Phineas is physically unable to say "fuck".

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↑ My comic for "Make a Terrible Comic Day".

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new concept: plushie daycare where you can drop off your plushies while you're busy with human things, and the plushies can have fun tea parties and cuddle piles together.

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pls terrorise me scary mushroom lady who wants to assimilate me into your shared subconscious characters are from my upcoming toxic yuri (literally) visual novel, her love, like poison! you can wishlist it on steam here!

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oh boy, tariffs update.

100+ enamel pin orders just got rejected at the US border because of tariffs confusion. not the zines, mind you!! the zines are fine because they're made in Canada!

the border is pure chaos at the moment, as everyone wants to comply with tariffs, but mail employees aren't sure how to comply. it turns out random Trump statements don't translate smoothly into policy. my mailing vendor is refunding all my shipment costs (because the packages were fine!! the fault is not on my end!) and everything will be sent out again for free. but it does mean some delays.

tl;dr if the tracking on your order says 'return to sender', don't worry! you'll still get your package!

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5A period, honey .

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The Krusty Krab Conspiracy

Okay so you know how on The Krusty Krab there are flags on the front

Right, so I remembered the other day that there is a Maritime Flag Language for sailors, and each flag has a different meaning, but when put together, they spell out a word. I have decided to figure out what it says.

Mkay so here’s the thing this center flag 

does not exist so I can only assume that they are trying to mimic the first flag on the list? Also, the 4th one appears to be upside-down.

But what it says (if you assume it’s the first one) is Romeo-India-Alpha-Uniform-Kilo or RIAUK which, from detailed internet research, only seems to be a 43-year-old woman on a dating website I’ve never heard of. Since that is not a word, I am going to investigate into the ICS (International Code of Signal) flag meanings using Wikipedia. 

So according to Wiki, it says

(Kay so Romeo doesn’t have an ICS meaning so we are off to a great start)-                                                                                                                     “I am altering my course to port.”-                                                                    “I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed.” -                                 “You are running into danger.”-                                                                         “I wish to communicate with you.”

So what we can gather from this is that the creators/artist for the classic series Spongebob Squarepants have absolutely no idea what the Maritime Flag Language is. 

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