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It's like idk man, I still wash my paint brushes the way my art teacher taught me how a decade ago. I eat tortillas the same way as the ex I haven't seen in years. You can fly to the other side of the world and the shop will play the song your dad played in the car when you were a kid and it still sounds exactly the same. My hair grows funny in one spot because I got a scar on my scalp when I was six.

Sometimes I reach for light switches that aren't there, that have never been there, because I used to live someplace that had a light switch in that spot. And I think maybe life is about repeatedly reaching for light switches that aren't there. In a few years you'll be somewhere else, and you'll reach for the light switches you have now.

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Artist : 0waff537 (pixiv / twitter / IG)

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"You wearing a collar in public is bad cuz I didn't consent" you wearing a bracelet in public is bad cuz I didn't consent to it.

Yall don't really have a right to consent to other peoples clothes.

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ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)

ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.

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i should have a big fuckass tail so i can hit people with it and be annoying

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God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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Mintflavor

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meme redraw

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omw home from a hard day at work eating lunch for 2 hours, 4 hour drinking coffee with colleagues and two meetings spent imagining what everyone in the room's fursona would be instead of paying attention to anything said

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Candace says "fuck" all the time but we see a censored version where her language is cleaned up.

Doofenshmirtz used to say "fuck" but he stopped after having a daughter, even after she grew up and started saying "fuck" all the time herself.

Isabella doesn't say "fuck" because naughty words are against the Fireside Girls rules.

Ferb would say "fuck" but it's a waste of his daily line-of-dialog.

Beford used to say "fuck" until Baljeet dared him not to and it worked.

Perry would say "fuck" but he can't talk.

Phineas is physically unable to say "fuck".

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↑ My comic for "Make a Terrible Comic Day".

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new concept: plushie daycare where you can drop off your plushies while you're busy with human things, and the plushies can have fun tea parties and cuddle piles together.