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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.
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Reblog for greater sample size!
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im genuinely struggling with existing in a world where the israeli pager bomb act of terrorism isnt being condemned en masse as a infringement of human rights
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#i work at a sex shop now so i guess... 8?#people always give a surprised face and look like they want to know more#but some of them are clearly to nervous to actualky ask anything
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Okay Wait I need to test something
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fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this
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#if you react this way to relationships i would actually recommend being this up front about it#so my casual ass doesnt feel like youre obsessed with me after one flirtly comment#and your committed ass doesnt have to get your heart broken when i leave
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how it feels knowing that life has not forgotten you, that it holds you in its hand and will not let you fall
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are any of your relatives criminals to your knowledge?
#sure we're all petty criminals#only really major crime i can think of is my dad was a perscription drug dealer when he was still licensed for medicine#and alive#other than that nothing exciting
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[guy learning about the marvel ultimate universe voice] oh so it's like in riverdale?
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Saying “the McDonalds flag at Guantanamo Bay is flown at half mast in order to honor the anniversary of 9/11” out loud and then immediately dying of a stroke
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