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I need Lucien to snap

This is 100% coming from my need to torture my blorbos but I need Lucien to fucking l o s e I t. He's got so much on his plate with the BoE, the night court, the spring court, Elain, the loss of his friendship with Feyre and Tamlin, his own mental health and any residual trauma from UtM, the war, Ianthe, etc.. I need to see what will be the straw that breaks the camels back and make him flip out on someone (I'm kind of hoping he freaks out at Rhys tbh).

NO WAIT IM A FOOL

He needs to break down in front of Eris.

It's the first time he's really spoken to his oldest brother in almost a century. He goes from cold diplomatic to angry and defensive to throwing shit around the room and yelling and fire and smoke billowing off of him. Until that fire is extinguished by him crying and shaking and having a panic attack. Finally he starts to hurt himself in front of his brother (burns himself, hits himself in the head, starts pulling at his hair) and Eris just lunges forward and grabs his arms to make him stop. Lucien fights back but Eris pulls him into a hug and says those words Lucien never thought he'd hear

"I'm sorry baby brother"

And he just stops in his tracks

And grabs his big brother by the shoulders and just wails. He's getting his coat wet and dirty and he's shaking and heaving but Eris holds him strong. For the first time since he was a child he has his big brother to comfort him.

And Eris let's a few tears fall himself

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I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

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I swear if I tumbled out of the cauldron and Lucien was like “you’re my mate” I’d be like “ok word” and we’d live happily ever after

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Actually did go to that IG and they posted a Lucien yesterday!

She has a whole bunch of other characters too!

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i saw this post (I think on tiktok, for the life of me i cannot find it) that said that Mor’s power being truth might actually mean that she has the power to make anyone else believe that what she says is true

babes.

this! is! what! i! want!!!!!

Mor villain arc is everything to me. like i want everyone around her to believe that her power is that she can always find the truth or always tells the truth and then they get bamboozled. i want this woman to lie constantly.

tbh, i’m not the biggest Mor fan rn for a variety of reasons. primarily it’s because we don’t know a ton about her and i think the way she looks down on the women in the CoN for being in a bad position (that she was once in!) doesn’t really sit right with me.

but a Mor villain arc!!!!!! (SJM would never, but this plot line would in fact be my lifeblood if it ever happened.)

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Facts!🤭

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for a second i was thinking about zuko’s random dialogue as weird exposition but then i reached him explaining avatar kyoshi and i realised. he’s just infodumpung. bestie really channeled all of his autistic rizz into developing a special interest in avatars and then got genuinely invested

i’m just imagining, in his time with the gaang, aang finds himself unable to do something and deliberating over it for days until he asks out loud and zuko’s like “oh nbd, 3500 years ago the most obscure avatar ever sneezed and there was a cyclone three hours away. you just have to hold your breath for half a second and the core of the earth will explode 😇” and the gaang is like ??? wtf???

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I cant believe the renowned fire nation captain, Wang Fire, was found cheating on his husband (Lee from the tea shop) with the FUCKING FIRE LORD???!!!??!?

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Little turtle duck :)

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tfw you’ve been tasked to murder the prince of the northern water tribe but he’s really majestic

(they make a compromise)

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mbta moment

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Sorry. Now im imagining Tamlin changing his dicksize throughout the day For Comfort. Hes running and riding hourses? Boom, mincro peen, get the fuck outta the way. Brawling? Gone. Who needs a jock strap? Losers thats who. Its hot and sticking to his leg? Fuck that.

And then its game time and its Monster Dick O'clock. Or whatever. You decide.

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we've done it again folks

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Cassian has his head so far up Rhysand’s ass that if Rhys opened his mouth, you could drip feed Cassian like he’s a baby bird