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we let the conrad banana peel joke go too quickly. shit was insane. this man is in a house with the love of his life for the first time in four years, watches her take a truly humiliating fall down the stairs, stands cheerily over her munching on cereal and grinning, and then proceeds to lay down next to her on the ground, make fun of her pain tolerance and then compare her to a cartoon animal slipping on a banana peel. and that insane series of actions ruined a four year long relationship. belly, i get you.
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conrad ended a relationship at a time he knew he fully couldnāt commit himself to, putting bellyās happiness and his own mental health first and he admitted his feelings which were already well known by all those involved
jeremiah forced belly to sacrifice on every inch of her happiness, cheated on her as ārevengeā for her spending christmas with his brother, and proposed to her to prove to everyone she āpicked himā over said brother
youāll never guess who the characters in this show think is the asshole
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normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people
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Batman was about 8 when his parents were shot coming out of the cinema after seeing Zorro
Robert Patterson was born in 1986
The newer Zorro film, The mask of Zorro, came out in 1998
Meaning Patterson is conceivably young enough to playing a Bruce Wayne that watched his parents getting killed moments after watching Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta Jones absolutely slay in one of the most underrated action/adventure movies of that decade.
That is all
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Zionists have murdered one of the greatest journalists of all time.
Anas Al-Sharif will forever be remembered for his heroism, for his courage, for his sacrifice.
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One thing that I really wished for was for Conrad to tell Steven about Cabo, I donāt mean intentionally but for it to slip up in the argument like when Steven was talking about how Conrad left I wouldāve LOOOOOVED to hear Conrad say fair and square āI left so they could be happy, all summer Iāve been organizing this wedding with her just so she could be happy and got your mom on board with this. Iāve sacrificed everything for them to be happy only for him to cheat on her? Iām done nowā
I SOOOO WANT STEVEN TO KNOW EVERYTHING, itās crazy how little attention they pay to him into this whole situation considering he is also part of the childhood friendship dynamic, Conrad was also his best friend and he also saw him leave and he has been such a ride or die for Jeremiah during the summer that it feels so incomplete for him to never find out about the cheating and still think that Conrad is the asshole who ruined something good and Jeremiah is the poor victim of the events.
SOMEONE JUST TELL STEVEN ABOUT CABO FOR FUCK SAKEEE!!!!
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{this user wants you to toss them their keys}
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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.
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i just remembered that line where harrowās talking about being insane and ortus is like āthis is not as surprising to me as you might thinkā which when you first read it is like, yeah, one could guess that about harrow. but then you realize heās saying that as a spirit thatās been called into her lobotomy dream bubble
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The Locked Tomb is just a bunch of memes held together by SFF and masquerading as a book and I love it so much for that
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The portrayal of white people who have been violently separated from their own culture stealing the power of black culture and music to try to get reconnected was SO literal and somehow not at ALL heavy-handed or trite. Fkn remarkable.
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces
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my biggest proof for byler is that out of all his friends that will couldāve had a crush on, itās mike. and out of all his friends who have girlfriends, itās mike who struggles the most with having one.
if the duffers wanted to write an unrequited love story, they couldāve make will fall in love with lucas, but have him rejected early on in season two or three when he started dating max, because he and max are solid.
they couldāve had will fall in love with dustin, then get rejected in season three when he got suzie. there were so many moments they couldāve made out of will not believing suzie was real only to get his heart smashed when he found out. that wouldāve been absolute cinema and heartbreaking.
there were so many other roads to take and so many opportunities for the duffers to have will be rejected in the earlier seasons and get a nice heart-to-heart (āweāre just friendsā¦best friendsā), but they didnāt.
if byler werenāt canon, they wouldnāt have made will like mike specifically. if they wanted a healthy straight relationship to beat a gay, unrequited crush, they had two chances, and they didnāt take them. because that is NOT the story the duffers want to tell.
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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.
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