Food tastes way better than skinny feels
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When you get asked about colleges for the thousandth time and you get to the point where you’re just like
Why?
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Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
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im in the shower and my dad just said hurry up and I said “dad … do you know how long it takes to shave a leg?” and he said no and I said “longer than it takes to kill a man” and I can hear him hysterically laughing omg
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I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at school.
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