Hello darlings! *wink* Gamariki-nee-san is here to help you with all matters of the HEART Job: Relationship Counselor House: 5C-A Roommate: Urahara Kisuke
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She still seemed kind of nervous about the counseling, as her concerned look returned momentarily. Perhaps Gamariki's excited rubbing against her body was causing some momentary embarrassment, but the girl likely did similar things to her own friends, so the frog wasn't too concerned about that. However, her attention soon focused as the blonde looked away bashfully...
A woman's intuition never let her down! Even though Gamariki wasn't a woman The frog pulled the blonde into a tighter embrace, simply overwhelmed by the bashfulness the young girl was showing. The shade of pink decorating her cheeks as she described her crush all but confirmed the frog's suspicions. This young lady was in love!

"Ah~ How simply delightful! A handsome prodigy, why I'm sure he's popular with many of the girls! I'm kinda getting excited myself, ehehe! *sparkle*. Now, tell me more! Gamariki-nee-san wants to know just what makes you sizzle over hunk-a-licious!"
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Ino was nervous not about being ‘counseled’, but because Gamariki was leaving a silvery trail of gunk all over the top of her dress. It was a georgette material, so the wet patches were quite obvious on it, and since it was sheer from the top, Ino could actually feelevery little twitch and wart on Gamariki’s body. It wasn’t very pleasant.
But this frog was actually quite perceptive. Whilst Ino wasn’t consciously aware of it, she did worry about Itachi’s disinterest in certain activites. It was most likely because of his illness and the life he had lived – traumatic experiences like that could kill anybody’s libido – but after a year of being together and still not quite managing to make him catch his breath in his throat did make a girl like Ino feel at unease.
“I’m not worried about that at all,” Ino answered Gamariki flippantly, rolling her blue eyes. But even through the slime and everything, she found herself nodding along with whatever the frog was saying.
It was true. She did catch herself staring at him, thinking of him so many times it must be unhealthy and it was hard to gush about Itachi in front of anyone (Shikamaru and Chouji could barely stomach her songs of praise regarding Sasuke) so she couldn’t help but to relax in Gamariki’s presence and want to talk about him with someone other than her diary.

“Well… he’s from Konoha…” she began, cheekbones tinting pink. “And he’s a handsome prodigy.”
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"That's right! Be nice to Jira-chan, and I won't have to use my 'Ai no Muchi' on you! *wink*"
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The girl seemed slightly uncomfortable, however the frog narrowed it down to her being slightly nervous about being counseled. It was a big step for anyone, after all, but Gamariki was certain he could help this poor girl, no matter what her turmoil.

"Ehh? I don't believe that for a second sweetie. It's written all over your face. There's definitely a special man in your life, you must be worried about appealing to him!" Making an excited, girly squeak, the frog sat the two of them down, arm still firmly wrapped around the girl's body.
"Now then! Let's start with this cutie's name! *wink* Is he nice to you? Do you catch yourself, sort of, you know, staring at him without realizing? Ah! I'm sorry if I seem to be going too fast, I'm just so excited to be doing this after so long! *glitter*"
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Eugh.
This was gross. This thing had slimy arms and she could see the bumps and warts on its appendage, leading to webbed fingers.
There were, as far as Ino was concerned, not many secrets to her heart that a frog should be concerned with. Even if it was a talking frog with astonishingly good taste in waterproof make-up.
"I’m fine, thank you. I have no secrets that need unlocking."
After all, a lady did not get frustrated or desperate.
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
"Ahh~, it couldn't be anything other than this bow from Jira-chan! Can't you tell?~ *glitter*"
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COME ONE, COME ALL MY DARLINGS!
"Gamariki-chan is here to ease all your heartache! Stop by my office any time!"
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