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samsvans:

I’ve got something I call ‘simple man’s luck’. I got a free coffee, my guitar string broke and didn’t snap back in my eye, and I actually finished my homework on time. Now if I had more than a dollar, I’d buy a lottery ticket.  

You have a dollar to your name and you think that your guitar string breaking is lucky? I know you think that floating device between your nose and chin can work wonders, and sure, I bet it’d come in handy if we were ever lost at sea without a boat, but even they can’t help you with stealing guitar strings, Lisa Rinna. It’ll be a long, musicless year for you unless you start putting those abs to use and turning tricks for a little extra cash.

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TEXTS 📲 SEBTANA

SEBASTIAN: Why do I get the overly sensitive one?

SEBASTIAN: ...Send me the video and I'll think about it, I guess.

SANTANA: Because he has a penis, genius. We can't take him.

SANTANA: [ https://youtu.be/02m6cYYAan8 ]

SANTANA: Do more than think about it. There is no way the New Directions are winning.

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TEXTS 📲 SEBTANA

SEBASTIAN: That you're right, San. If you've got ideas to tear that group down, please. Enlighten me.

SANTANA: You know I always have something up my sleeve, and right now it's those new twins.

SANTANA: They've been performing since they were infants, the guy, Mason, sent me a performance video yesterday and it turns out he's good. Really good, in fact.

SANTANA: Make sure you convince Jesse that you need him for Duly Noted. The Troubletones will take care of the girl. The last thing we need is for ND to take them both.

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itsmadimccarthy:

Cover for what? No, the point of a roommate is to be friends, duh. And please, Marley isn’t one to tell me how to speak, and even if she tried, that wouldn’t stop me. I mean, go ahead and doubt me. But so did Brooklyn Meadows at cheer camp, and now she’s living the sad life of a back-spot without any hope of ever tumbling again.

It’s like super adorable that you guys have that kind of confidence in your teams, but honestly do either The Troubletones or The Duly Noted have any wins to back up that confidence? Well be prepared to want both Mason and I on your team after this Friday.

There’s something conflicting about you, Thing One. See, with each new response you just make me want to punch you in the face harder than the time before, but there’s something about that fighting talk that makes you almost tolerable... Tell me more about Brooklyn Meadows.

We do, it’s called the New Directions. Their wins included us, and that’s the only reason they actually got to walk away winners. They don’t have us anymore, all they have is the name and a first place title they didn’t win without help. Whereas the Troubletones have me, Britts and Q, all proven champions, so this year’s TT win is inevitable.

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marlssrose:

…Well I know everyone in the JV house are really excited to show you guys what we’ve got. 

What you’ve got means nothing unless you pick where you’re trying to end up as far as an actual competing team. Where are your sights set? No Direction or the Troubletones?

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itshuntclarington:

I don’t fear you, Santana. I simply don’t like you. That seems more of a question I should be asking you since Duly Noted is going to take the win. 

An even higher compliment. Your comeback game is about as weak as your team’s pool of talent, by the way. Check your phone, it’s important.

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couturekatherine:

Unless you consider yourself the son of man, then no, I was talking about you. It’s sacrilegious to keep referring to me as ‘Mary’, so I suggest you just stick with Kitty or a different non-religious lame attempt to not use my name.

See, I could be wrong, but the fact that I’m never wrong basically voids that off, but I’m about 100% sure I said I was quoting him, so you’re directing your anger in the wrong place, Quannabe. Better?

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TEXTS 📲 SANTANA + {DN}

SANTANA: I have it on good authority that you want the New Directions to disappear just as badly as I do, so I'm going to be needing a favor.

SANTANA: And before I hear "what's in it for me?" I'm going to tell you to take a second to think about who you're talking to. You know I always make it worthwhile.

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TEXT 📲 SANTANA

MASON: Okay! You got it, Santana.

MASON: Anything else you need me to do?

SANTANA: Just sing your butt off tomorrow and I'm sure everything will go according to plan.

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TEXT 📲 SANTANA

[a few moments pass]

MASON: Where should I start putting them?

SANTANA: Start somewhere near Schue's office. Like I said, I can get inside, I'll put one in there.

SANTANA: Q and I have plenty of trophies of our own, so we'll add to the collection. Wherever's going to be visible, just display them proudly.

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TEXT 📲 SANTANA

MASON: .. okay I kind of see where you're going with this. I just don't want it to blow up in my face and I'm stuck singing backup for Rachel Berry until she graduates.

MASON: A solo is a good way to get my sister to join, yeah. She'll try to convince you to let me be the first boy, but say no. As much as I think the Troubletones are awesome, I'd rather not break tradition and do my own stuff.

SANTANA: It won't. As much as I may give DN a hard time, they have plenty of talent among them. And talent knows talent. Berry will be stuck scraping the bottom of the barrel, Duly Noted won't let you go to her.

SANTANA: We're built on being a female only group who sing female only songs, so you don't have to worry about that.

SANTANA: Now. Those trophies?

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TEXT 📲 SANTANA

MASON: Okay... I'm all down for this but like.. why do you want me to join ND when I just said I wanted to be part of Duly Noted?

MASON: I wanted to avoid ND because that's the team Madison can join with me and she's so adamant about us being together on a team.

MASON: I'm totes glad you have my back and I appreciate it... I just am unsure what you want from me in joining ND?

SANTANA: Oh, I don't want you to join ND, but one thing to note about the Duly Noted guys is that they want what they can't have. Half of them are spoiled brats who have never heard the word 'no.' As soon as they see that you don't want them, they'll be begging you to join.

SANTANA: Not that they wouldn't anyway, but it's just a little extra insurance. Make them work for you to be on their team, then when you accept their invitation, they'll bask so hard in their victory that you'll have so many solo opportunities you won't even know what to do with them.

SANTANA: As for Madison, I have a feeling that if I could guarantee her a solo in our next big competition, she might consider climbing aboard the good ship TT, no?

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itsmasonmccarthy:

[PM]: I’m listening.

— private.

The trophies. You want everyone to see that you’re a champion, right?

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TEXT 📲 SANTANA

MASON: I uh. Well. Okay. I want to do things by myself honestly. I wanted to join Duly Noted and not have to work with my sister. I love her, don't get me wrong but she's just so.... overbearing all the time. I feel like I can't function without asking her approval for things.

MASON: She assumed we were singing together on Friday when I had a whole plan to sing my own song. It's just... I don't know. I love her, but I'm ready to be my own person.

SANTANA: Okay, let Auntie Snix tell you a little story.

SANTANA: I've never been a background kind of girl. I'm a top of the pyramid, center stage, crown wearing Prom Queen. But I joined the New Directions to help out Coach Sue, and I didn't care about the singing or the center stage glory. Truth be told, I would've been happy to tear that group down and be done with it.

SANTANA: But then, and you tell NO ONE of this, I guess I stopped hating it at some point. In fact, for total losers, some of them were pretty cool in small doses. I started to like the singing and the performing. I mean, you've heard my voice, so obviously. But Schue was so set on the way things were that I, top of the pyramid, center stage, crown wearing Prom Queen, wound up stuck in the back carrying the notes Rachel Berry couldn't keep up with while she took all the glory. And you know what? It was miserable. I stuck around because I thought the group was good for me, but the more I kept it up, the more miserable I was becoming.

SANTANA: Then Q, Aretha and I started the Troubetones, and that just might've been the most liberating thing any of us have ever done, because we weren't letting the likes of Schue and Berry the Dancing House Elf hold us back anymore or stop us from reaching our real potential.

SANTANA: Anyway. The moral of this story is that you need to listen to me, and you need to ditch your sister. You're only going to become more and more upset about not being able to do what you want, and you're going to end up resenting her the way I resent Schue and Berry. So when you perform on Friday, you make sure you give it your all and let Duly Noted know you're team ND, and make sure you do it without your sister overshadowing you.

SANTANA: Hell, sing with me. I'm used to background stuff thanks to the repression of the Nude Erections, so I'll take a backseat and let you show off your winning vocals. I could talk to Q about singing with Madison if she's so intent on a duet. Believe it or not, we've got your back, Mason. We know a winner when we see one.

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TEXT 📲 SANTANA

MASON: Uh sure!! Here is a video of one of my best friends and I singing!

MASON: [ https://youtu.be/02m6cYYAan8 ]

SANTANA: Color me impressed. I knew you were telling the truth, though. You seem honest, Thing Two. I like that.

SANTANA: So do you often sing without your sister? I was under the impression that you were a package deal.

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starringbabs:

I wondered if I was going to see your presence around here especially commenting on something that I have posted. I was beginning to believe that you would leave well enough alone, but you prove me wrong every time. Need I remind you, Santana, that you were once one of the losers that you so wish to call members of The New Directions. And how you went from a winning team to a losing team. Before you start the insults, remember where you started.

I wasn’t going to, but you know I aim to surprise. You also have a habit of being wrong, so I couldn’t let you break that streak, I’m too damn nice for that. Please, I know even you aren’t delusional enough to think that the New Directions would’ve won anything without the likes of me, Q and Britts picking up your slack. We were never losers, we made the group what it was. We’re all natural, proven champions and you were just lucky enough to get to call yourself a part of a winning team for once. Don’t worry, though, Yentl. Things will be back to normal this year, and you’ll be right down at the bottom of the social chain exactly where you belong.

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TEXT 📲 SANTANA

MASON: Kitty says that my bragging about my talent is just basically over compensating however I know on Friday, I will have both ND and Duly Noted begging for me.

SANTANA: You're taking advice from someone who literally carries the bible around between her butt cheeks?

SANTANA: The latter's true. Or I assume so anyway, if you're as good as you say you are.

SANTANA: Any chance of a performance video now?