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seven (25374 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 5/7 Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal, Past Agatha Harkness/Jennifer Kale, background Alice Gulliver/Jennifer Kale Characters: Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal, William Kaplan (Agatha All Along), Alice Gulliver, Jennifer Kale, Evanora Harkness, Nicholas Scratch (Marvel) Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Some angst, Humour, Morally Ambiguous Characters, Modern AU, lawyer!agatha, Chef!Rio, Down Bad Behaviour, Dirty Talk, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation Summary: "I knew a Rio. She ate flowers and hissed at boys." Agatha said. Rio smiled. "Sounds like me." "You told me my house was haunted that's why my mother was always mad." Childhood best friends Agatha and Rio reunite after four decades. Inspired by Taylor Swift's song "seven".
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I wish she wouldn't think that removing herself from whatever situation, it's what it takes for everything to be fine & well. ;(
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seven (20605 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 4/7 Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal, Past Agatha Harkness/Jennifer Kale, background Alice Gulliver/Jennifer Kale Characters: Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal, William Kaplan (Agatha All Along), Alice Gulliver, Jennifer Kale, Evanora Harkness, Nicholas Scratch (Marvel) Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Some angst, Humour, Morally Ambiguous Characters, Modern AU, lawyer!agatha, Chef!Rio, Down Bad Behaviour Summary: "I knew a Rio. She ate flowers and hissed at boys." Agatha said. Rio smiled. "Sounds like me." "You told me my house was haunted that's why my mother was always mad." Childhood best friends Agatha and Rio reunite after four decades. Inspired by Taylor Swift's song "seven".
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all mirth and some matter (4788 words) by thelionandthemoon Chapters: 1/5 Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal Characters: Rio Vidal, Agatha Harkness Additional Tags: strangers to lovers to enemies to lovers, Blackmail, avoidant lesbians, Police officer!Rio, Criminal/Librarian!Agatha, They're both insane Series: Part 2 of all mirth and no matter Summary: “You will be charged, miss Harkness, with assault, resisting arrest, obstruction of justice and insulting behaviour.” Rio said. “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that. I was lost in your eyes.” Agatha replied. “Alright.” Rio nodded, as impassive as ever. “You have the most bewitching brown eyes I’ve ever seen.” A companion piece to all mirth and no matter / same universe, different outcome but it can be read independently
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all mirth and no matter (97480 words) by thelionandthemoon Chapters: 17/17 Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal Characters: Rio Vidal, Agatha Harkness Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Police officer!Rio, Petty criminal!Agatha, terrible flirting, Miscommunication, Comedy, Some angst, Eventual Happy Ending, they need therapy Summary: “She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio. He opened a laptop and played her the footage. “Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked. “I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice. Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her. AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha
just posted the last chapter, the entire thing was very fun to write. thank you for reading
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And sometime terribly soon, Agatha will be dead, and Rio will just be Rio...
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— Kathryn Hahn, The Tonight Show, september 12
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all mirth and no matter (58381 words) by thelionandthemoon Chapters: 10/? Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal Characters: Rio Vidal, Agatha Harkness Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Police officer!Rio, Petty criminal!Agatha, terrible flirting, Miscommunication, Comedy, Some angst, Eventual Happy Ending, they need therapy Summary: “She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio. He opened a laptop and played her the footage. “Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked. “I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice. Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her. AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha
done with angst for the remaining of the story enjoy a more light-hearted chapter
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Kathryn Hahn as Angelica Win A Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004)
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If you're going to have somebody who can go toe-to-toe with Kathryn Hahn, you can't really do better than Aubrey Plaza.
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