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everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

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Call now to recieve help with the inability to make phone calls!

Fill out this forum to receive assistance with your difficulty filling out forms

Come on down to our center thats two hours away so we can give assistance with your inability to walk or drive

There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!

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smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

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i need you guys to understand that it is completely possible and encouraged for transmascs to talk about their oppression while also not maintaining that misandry is a real axis of oppression (because it's not) and if you get mad at transfem bloggers for pointing this out you do sound like a whiny MRA. i feel like im going a little bit crazy every time i see people attribute forms of oppression to misandry like it's 2024 not 2014 why is this so hard to understand

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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

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Tshirt idea I had

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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I'm not even in the Critical Role fandom anymore (I'll be back someday) but every now and again I think about Caleb Widogast and I'm soft and warm with grief and blood and love and anger. It opens my heart like no other. Crack me open in the place where I'm scarred.

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“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

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occasional posts from users

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💦Getting into Trouble💦

[companion piece to the other post]

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halsin: -mermaid hair flip- everyone else: pathetic bleating

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my favorite genre of games is the one where you can gather a team of idiots and wander around with them doing sidequests

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Selfie~~~

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im cooking