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Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

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We gotta start describing patriarchy as a system of male supremacy again bc if I have to hear one more person droning on about how men are actually not benefited by patriarchy im honestly gonna lose my shit

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Sappho by Surgery? No.

Babylon by Surgery. Catch me in red and purple silks, living deliciously and knowing no sorrow and looking fine as fuck.

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dont mean yah cant kill em for it, though

by far the harshest truth ive ever had to come to terms with is that many people genuinely have absolute dogshit taste and that is, technically, not a crime

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Not a reader of him, but he strikes me as one of those ‘My ideal future society would guillotine me as a reactionary’ types, just for gender and sexuality.

Intellectually believing that gender fluidity and bisexuality are humanity’s future and being chill with it, but being such a ‘straight man with ambivalence about masculinity’ that he can’ write a protag who isn’t.

Iain M Banks: What is a weapon? What does it mean to use a weapon? Can a person be a weapon? Is there a difference between using a weapon and being a weapon? Is this difference meaningful? What kind of person would choose to be a weapon?

Also Iain M Banks: Here's a sapient starship with a scat fetish.

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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Candle, for sure.

The beverage is sooo tempting, but I live in Everything Is Godawful Damp And Musty And Too Cold To Open Windows All Winter And Fall And Spring climate, so holy shit the candle.

no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

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george washington was the first king, and his rule lasted from the year 0 to 1776. he clipped his toenails in the west and the rocky mountains piled up. bored one night, he ejaculated in the headwaters of the mississippi and by the time his sperm reached the delta, they had matured to adult men: the first Americans. during his reign great infrastructure projects were undertaken; he personally oversaw the construction of the brooklyn bridge and the chicago bean. he was succeeded upon his death by little gay bitch thomas jefferson

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"art" here is defined in the broadest of terms. they are vocal and grating about their opposite opinion. imagine the worst possible options. if you are against "marriage," then this is defined as living with a partner.

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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So, is this the female equivalent of those guys who use jack-off crystals?

the marina abramović: practiced by lady gaga (2013)

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AITA for jerkin' it to Goya's Black Paintings?

Emojis for convenience and humor: 🎨🖼🍆💦

I know someone's gonna yell bait about this but idc, like, what? Do you want proof? Video evidence? Grow up.

So I (30x) really like Goya's Black Paintings. Like, Saturn Devouring His Son, Duel with Cudgels, A Pilgrimage to San Isidro. I think they're hypnotic, beautiful, evocative. They make me feel emotions I can't quite explain properly.

As the title says, sometimes I beat my meat to them. Whatever. It's not really about horniness. But the intent doesn't matter.

Recently (in a discussion about sexuality in art, I promise it was relevant, similar sentiments were being shared) I mentioned to my partner (33nb) that I do this. They were pretty taken aback.

Apparently, they find this 'gross' and 'kind of dodgy' because Goya's black paintings were never intended to be shared with a wider audience. They were art that he did not mean to share, painted on the walls of his house near the end of his life. They say it seems like the work is too personal to jerk off to, that it seems invasive or like a violation.

I don't think it's a big deal. The guy is dead, it's not like his ghost knows what I'm doing. It's a good thing to consider, but I don't think it ultimately matters, ethically.

So, I guess AITA for this?

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The LGBTQ+ community if people worried about the issues in their own alphabet instead of constantly being gay men's business:

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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.