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crazy that you have to just. Go to work

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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

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it's like the old saying goes, The customer is always wrong and it's legal to kill them

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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no i cant come into work today ive got to shed my skin. yeah its going to take all day. no i can't reschedule shedding, ill get a doctors note to bring in. have a good one

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the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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Arioch the Naga, Partner to Maple the Harpy, he is a dull grey Copperhead Naga

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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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Poké-Koinobori

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

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when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.