I just saw these two images in a row and it was fucking gold
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She know nothing
Cause memory loss girlie
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not to sound like a soft bitch but i’m really in the mood to fall asleep in someone’s arms
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I don’t like being a history major anymore they’re making me write papers! I just wanna examine cool and maybe cursed ancient artifacts I don’t wanna have to examine the legacy and impact of the trinity test even thought it is a kinda cool topic and history would’ve probably been super different if it hadn’t happened and
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Albino harbor seal (Phoca vitulina)
@ René Pop
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ancient
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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”
professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”
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happy fuck if i know friday to those who celebrate
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Bruce: Why do you smell like weed?
Jason: How do you know what weed smells like?
Bruce: I—
Jason: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!
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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
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Seriously.
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