queereldritchmischief

[queereldritchmischief]

How much pain can you give wemmbu before he turns into a masochist

Fuck with the poor things mind, crisscross all the fun wires

i think ghost is trying to find out bruh 😭

[queereldritchmischief]

How much pain can you give wemmbu before he turns into a masochist

Fuck with the poor things mind, crisscross all the fun wires

i think ghost is trying to find out bruh 😭

[queereldritchmischief]

flirting: you look like you'd be vulnerable to getting stockholm syndrome

[queereldritchmischief]

[queereldritchmischief]

soldiers au thoughts. what if there were more players in the tourney. what if there were mostly ferres soldiers in the tourney. i need ferre to be there making everyone pass wemmbu around during one of the intermissions between duels. it would be such a fun time for flame and not so for mane.

also hc that flame was actually supposed to fight ferre in the second round. but flame wants to beat up wemmbu so bad that he doesnt want to take the risk of fighting ferre since there is a chance either of them wins. flame sucking ferre off in exchange for the round. ferre has to go and fuck up mugm anyways.

[queereldritchmischief]

theo and sharpness are so obviously dating in the video.

flame was so mean to wemmbu. literally getting off on being mean to wemmbu. and the way all the other contestants gang up on wemmbu. they definitely passed him around between each round. they should fuck him so good that he cant barely stand during the next fight.

[queereldritchmischief]

letting the thoughts cook … im seeing the toxic wemmbu/flame and im getting into it.

aim i have so many thoughts... crawling up the wall

-clownferre anon

hiii clownferre anon!! is it good? does it cause brainworms? I'll be watching it tonight, I'm so excited

[queereldritchmischief]

starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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god hes so toxic. hes so mean. i love his grand total of two voice lines.

nobody:

ferre's infamous junkyard mic: Ȁ̶̝̪͈̔̿̈́̈̏̌A̶͔̜̭͖͚̪̅̓̋͗̄Ǻ̵̡̬͔̹͑̓̈̓͘ͅÅ̸̟̜̯̭͉̻̐ͅȂ̶̘̤͔̖̝̖͖̋̿̂́̒̔À̷̑̍̆̋̌̕͠��̢̖̮̞̱̩̏̓̏̋Á̸̺͈̩͔͊̇̓̆̄̊͘͝Ạ̴̧͓̑̐͐̉̊̆̆́̈̆̐̕͝Ā̵̦̔̉̒

[queereldritchmischief]

thank you for another typical ferremc unstableverse appearance: he was there for two minutes and is gone without explanation

nobody:

ferre's infamous junkyard mic: Ȁ̶̝̪͈̔̿̈́̈̏̌A̶͔̜̭͖͚̪̅̓̋͗̄Ǻ̵̡̬͔̹͑̓̈̓͘ͅÅ̸̟̜̯̭͉̻̐ͅȂ̶̘̤͔̖̝̖͖̋̿̂́̒̔À̷̢̖̮̞̱̩̑̍̆̋̌̃̏̓̏̋̕͠Á̸̺͈̩͔͊̇̓̆̄̊͘͝Ạ̴̧͓̑̐͐̉̊̆̆́̈̆̐̕͝Ā̵̦̔̉̒

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nobody:

ferre's infamous junkyard mic: Ȁ̶̝̪͈̔̿̈́̈̏̌A̶͔̜̭͖͚̪̅̓̋͗̄Ǻ̵̡̬͔̹͑̓̈̓͘ͅÅ̸̟̜̯̭͉̻̐ͅȂ̶̘̤͔̖̝̖͖̋̿̂́̒̔À̷̢̖̮̞̱̩̑̍̆̋̌̃̏̓̏̋̕͠Á̸̺͈̩͔͊̇̓̆̄̊͘͝Ạ̴̧͓̑̐͐̉̊̆̆́̈̆̐̕͝Ā̵̦̔̉̒

[queereldritchmischief]

tumblr user aim being horny:

apollo and the dodgeball of prophecy:

I have nowhere else to say this so I’m gonna say it here, ItzRealMe should be part spider because (Itz)y bitzy spider. Also him waiting above Parrot’s door for him to come back, kinda like a trapdoor spider.

Sorry I’ve been thinking a lot about uu pvpers recently and I love them all so much.

I think they should all gather like annually or something to run a big tournament and see who is the best. If you lose to someone or maybe if they knock you out of the tourney then you have to bottom for them at some point.

Wemmbu goes for the first time (maybe Theo brings him or Mane told him while they were still together and he wanted to prove himself more) and the more he wins, the more he gains confidence. He makes it pretty deep but sees Mane for the first time in a long time and it’s him who stops his tournament run too.

Idk if I want them to fuck about it or for Mane to ignore it ever happened and continue his bracket run and leave Wemmbu spiralling again.

Or maybe Clown or someone ends his bracket run and takes him immediately after to throw Mane off, Mane has to pretend not to watch or care while he waits for his next match.

This is also a good excuse for me to have all these tough pvpers let themselves get fucked and I can finally indulge in all these weird rare pairs I think up.

-Aim

Oh man I love cracky concepts like this that are done purely for the sake of making up weird pairs and making them fuck. I am so on board with this. I imagine the "loser bottoms for the winner" started out as a joke and then very quickly became Not A Joke. Because these fuckers are horny and competitive and most of the time both at once.

Love the idea of Clown being the one to beat Wemmbu, and while it's customary to wait with the fucking until the tourney is over for the day and you're in private (out of respect for your opponent's dignity and to not distract yourself from following fights), it's not a rule. So Clown beats Wemmbu and then fucks him right there in the arena, in front of everyone. Which some people have very big opinions on, positive or negative, but can't do anything about it because that's the rules.

There are so many fun ships and dynamics that could happen here. With a potential to bring in a bunch of non-uu pvpers too (looking at Flowtives). Oh man. If you have any more thoughts please come back to share this is so fun. Will be thinking about this

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https://www.twitch.tv/nezoshoki_/v/2495316496?sr=a&t=1734s

bringing you this clip like a stray cat looking for a home

ok thats crazy. what the fuck did i just listen to

[queereldritchmischief]

threeesome or whatever.

He thinks it is over. When Clown pulls him onto his lap Mugm whines, tired out and limp, unable to protest even if he is allowed to. Clown’s fingers trace down his tear tracks thoughfully, and he squirms, trying to lean in to the warmth, and then jolts when Clown’s cock, burried deep in him, brushes up into his prostate. He feels rather than hear Clown’s quiet laugh. He knows it is not directed at him.

He hears Ferre growl and vaguely pick up threats, with Ferre pressed up against his front and leaning over him to whisper to Clown.

i miss my wife clownferre... i miss her a lot...

[queereldritchmischief]

The anticipation before the pain and torture. The heavy breathing, the racing thoughts or blank mind. Knowing there is nothing to do to get out of it even if whumpee would be willing to sell their soul for a safety or comfort.

[queereldritchmischief]

i miss my wife clownferre... i miss her a lot...

[queereldritchmischief]

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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