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unreliable narrator but it's just an aromantic writing romance
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im watching movies again because my brother got me a tv and anyway did you know that youre not really supposed to watch movies on the computer where there are a billion distractions available
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"Why is it a problem if students use AI to get through college"
Because if you demonstrate to me that you're willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don't get into medical school.
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Large chunks of the US (basically everywhere but the PNW) are going to see a heatwave soon! Please make sure you
-limit time spent outside, if possible
-are stocked up on water and ice
-keep your blinds down and curtains drawn
-have fans going
-keep an eye on your pets and make sure they have ready access to water
-know the signs of heatstroke!
If anyone else has heatwave tips please feel free to share them :)
#HEY THAT MAPS FUCKING LYING#the second to last one#im gonna roll my eyes its missing fucking data aaaaa#anyways its lying because where i am is also going through a massive heat wave and that map is pretending there isnt one hmmm#its like 40 NOT 25
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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.
If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.
Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.
That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.
Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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i love how everyone on this website is kind of pathetic it brings such a sense of understanding and community
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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months
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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh
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wait other post cancelled. mutuals. when r ur birthdays.
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Sennen Cove, Cornwall, England
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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.
Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."
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People need to get over this phase of abandoning fandoms so fast. There are 70 year old women still into Spirk and you people can’t hold onto a man for a month. Shape up and stop abandoning your gently used blorbos in wet cardboard boxes on the side of the highway after a week
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