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TAKE THE ROBOT OUT FOR MORE SUSHI!

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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there can never be enough modern au agatha art

(first one part of the soulmarks au)

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

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@ryesycamore it's kinda us isn't it? 🫶😚

Tib Norcliffe: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to marry Anne Lister and Ann Walker.

Ann Walker, reciting her vows: I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Is that cool?

Anne Lister: Yes. Is it my turn?

Tib Norcliffe: Yes.

Anne Lister, reciting her vows: Ann, you're the most awesome person I have ever known in my entire life. I vow to protect you from danger. And I don't care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or your aunt - I would take them down! I'm getting mad right now even thinking about it, I'm telling you!

Ann Walker: It's okay.

Anne Lister: I want to spend the rest of my life, every minute, with you. And I'm the luckiest woman in the galaxy.

Tib Norcliffe: And now the rings. By the power vested in me by the Church of Tib, I now pronounce you wife and wife.

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Anne: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Hahahahaha!

Murderbot and Gurathin attempting to weaponize each other’s asexual autism and ending up weaponizing that against themselves in the process because they’re The Same is genuinely my favorite part of the show so far

Gurathin: Haha! I will force you to make eye contact, which will cause you stress due to your aversion!

Murderbot: Right. Did it occur to you that you’re also eye contact averse, so this is going to distress you almost as much as me?

Gurathin: …no I did not consider that. Fuck. Fuck

Murderbot: Well while you’re busy regretting that - haHA! I will force you to watch your coworkers getting it on, which will distress you due to your sex-repulsion and discomfort with breaking certain boundaries!

Gurathin: Mm. Did it occur to you that you’re also sex-repulsed, and that in order to broadcast that to me, you have to be watching it yourself, so this is going to distress you almost as much as me?

Murderbot: Fuck.

I Love Them

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This hits hard because this happens with our oldest often. ❤️

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This is such a gay burn that I'm shook. 😂🤣🔥

Anne Lister, to Reverend Ainsworth: By the way, when 'your girl' is with me, we pass the Bechdel Test all the time - that's how little she thinks of you.

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🤣🤣

Anne Lister: My hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater.

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most bisexual answer from a straight man i’ve ever heard

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💖

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Anne Lister: You're in her DMs, she’s on my healthcare plan.

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how marvel execs see Rio Vidal:

How the fandom sees Rio:

We also know that the person in the white shirt is Agatha.

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Those eyes, those lips... She knew what she was doing 😍 Such good flirting

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Kathryn talking about filming Agatha All Along. "We would set up a little coven of our chairs in a circle and you could just hear us cackling, we would just laugh"