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Gaga stan in 2009: when will your fave?

Gaga stan in 2010: literally when will your fave?

Gaga stan in 2011: fucking for real when will your fave?

Gaga stan in 2012: wait hold on

Gaga stan in 2013: k nvm

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nobody even tries anymore

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“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

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in 2002 some dickhead at a mates 21st got real fuckin drunk and smashed his lip on the ground and took a picture so he could ask internet for advice and thats how an australian invented the word selfie

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lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” 

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everyone over 5’5 doesnt deserve happiness

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i want all the thigh highs and cute underwear in the world

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porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick

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*high fives your ass*

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when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

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im so annoying kiss me

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