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The legacies people leave behind in you.
My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.
I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.
I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.
I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.
I learned to love books because my father loved them first.
How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.
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I think men should have boobie woobies too that would make them 100x more loveable
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hiiiiii jonny :)
This is how I know it's one of my Discord friends because I haven't updated my preferred name here yet
Which of you fuckers is hiding on anon, get out here and face me /silly
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FUCK YEAH. COELACANTH
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my parents visited today and their latest item of ‘what people you knew in school are up to lately’ gossip was about the absolutely BONKERS thing they’re trying to talk their friend out of doing to her daughter. I’m still in shock tbh
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I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

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Got back from the sing along and felt inspired
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The legacies people leave behind in you.
My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.
I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.
I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.
I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.
I learned to love books because my father loved them first.
How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.
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The legacies people leave behind in you.
My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.
I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.
I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.
I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.
I learned to love books because my father loved them first.
How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.
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M-A-M-A B-O-Y, Mama's boy, Mama's boy...
Base by @mellon-soup, characters are Jonny D'Ville and Doctor Carmilla from the Mechanisms.
#the mechanisms fanart#the mechanisms#the mechs#doctor carmilla#jonny d'ville#jonny dville#elo's art#digital artist
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doodles based on @overdramaticbaddie 's very cool and awesome liveblogging extravaganza wherein they documented my humiliation for all to see. thin fucking ice. thats all ill say.
also @platonicallylovesick feature because they were very funny tags
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doodles based on @overdramaticbaddie 's very cool and awesome liveblogging extravaganza wherein they documented my humiliation for all to see. thin fucking ice. thats all ill say.
also @platonicallylovesick feature because they were very funny tags
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Hey. Large chest people that want it to be smaller and flatter. I have a tip for you.
I am a trans man. I have an h cup chest. That is not a typo, not a brag, and not an invitation to sexually harass me. This means I have about 4 pounds of breast. This means that binders do not work for me. There’s not enough structure in the compression to keep that much weight in place.
I wore a sports bra under my binder, for a time- it kept things in place, and the binder flattened. This isn’t really safe and I recommend against it. It also never actually got me looking masc- I tended to look like I had between a c or b cup. TransTape I discarded too- it’s just not sturdy enough.
Enter Enell. Specifically, the Enell Sport High Impact Bra.
I want you to look at the construction of that sports bra. It clasps in the front. This flattens the chest. And since it’s a sports bra designed for busty people, it LOCKS everything in place. When I wear my Enell sports bra, I do not bounce. It also gets me looking like I have an a cup at worst- and at best, when I layer, I actually look masc.
Admittedly, they’re not cheap. That one’s 66$. But I’ve tried even custom binders, and they don’t work as well as Enell. I was actually contemplating a custom built corset before I found Enell. Enell is also much, much safer than layering compression, since it is being used as intended (sort of). As a bonus, you can actually exercise in it- it’s a sports bra!
I will note that they use their own sizing system, so you will have to measure yourself.
Happy binding!
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I love being a faggot + i can do anything
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if you're arguing on the side of censoring the internet even more, i am revoking your faggot license. you cant call yourself that anymore. you dont get to say "idk i think its normal to upload your government id to look at porn" and call yourself a faggot because NO FAGGOT ALIVE would say that shit, bitch. die
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why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look
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