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genuinely so deeply evil that i now live alone and can't just come home to cuddle on the couch
#just finished adults (the fx show)#and seeing the five of them live together and display casual physical intimacy is making me miss my ex-roommates#living alone with no gf and no cat-like roommate and all my cuddly friends graduated or on vacation SUCKS#i think i am gonna get touch starved#tea talks
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*defeated dolly parton voice* workin' eight thirty to six what a way to make a livin'
#HELP#i think i'm getting like nightly headaches from being awake so long? and i'm TIRED bitch#it's 7pm and i wanna go to bed#been consistently going to bed around 9:30-10:30#but! i can't sleep more than 6 hours‚ 7 if i'm lucky!#i hate this :(#welcome to real life i guess#tea talks
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do we know or have screenshots of the very first interaction between both of them online?
we do! and i love it so much. i would just show you their first proper interaction, however it's much funnier to do it this way, so
on may 28th 2009 dan tweeted phil for the first time

and then he got ignored ❤️ so he tweeted him again

and then he got ignored ❤️ so a few hours later he tweeted him again

and then he got ignored ❤️ so he gave up for a few days, until june 2nd when suddenly, finally

rejoice! it turns out the way to get an amazingphil notice is to talk to him about horror movies! he's cracked the formula! and so, feeling brave, high on his success, he tried again when phil got out after seeing the film

and then he got ignored ❤️
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Sorry for tagging your art with just # oogh or # oh. Just know this means im profoundly moved
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made this draft when i was 15 and out of the closet for less than a year. i'm 22 now and in a committed relationship with a girl i've lived with for three years. you'll get there, baby me, you'll get there 💕
#i was severely depressed back then too and i'm just mildly depressed every once in a while now!#it gets better! lo and behold!#tea talks
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We need to be gay. What We Do In The Shadows, S04E05
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the oceangate rabbithole is un-fucking-paralleled. what do you mean they left that thing outside in the snow in canada for the entire fucking winter. of course it imploded literally the next time they put it in the water. holy shit.
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ADULTS (2025 -) 1.04 | House Rules
#haven't watched this yet but i'm already obsessed with panton#it looks really good i'm gonna watch it as soon as i get free time#also jack!! from my favorite unhinged online comedy skits!! so proud of him!!#paul baker#adults fx#anton#issa
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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
#no but this has literally been my philosophy since 6th grade when i realized that while i was very good at school i was not the *best*#just because i'm not as well performing as my peers it doesn't mean i'm not impressive! i've just been put into good at it spaces!
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If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet
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#i have GOT to do that sock thing#i don't fold or sort my socks now and it's fucked up bc if i can't find a pair i#have a mild autism moment abt how the socks are different thicknesses or tightnesses#neurodivergency#to do
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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence
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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed
#this!! working two jobs in one day is so scary#on one hand i get to leave the first job early to go to the second one which is nice for adhd/sitting down purposes#but on the other hand i have TWO things!! and then after that i go home and have to cook or hang out with friends??? more things!!!
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