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i am beautiful and i will kill all of you
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"From you? Pfft, course not." Echo laughed. "Kiss and tell was a bit of a tease. With all respect, beautiful, you may be carved like a statue but I'm pretty sure we're not your type-" take it from the professional ex-dominatrixes, they could usually clock the vibe, "and information trickles down to the undergrounds the bloody hands of your don't grace." Social hierarchies and all that. Why bother trying to cozy up to the heads of states so to speak when the city's workers and lackeys had such loose lips? "Besides, you're too smart for that to work, luv. We wouldn't insult you like that."
Query shrugged, eyeing him a bit intrigued. Being threatened isn't new, their own boss knew that most of all. "What keeps you from ending Cobblepot, Dent or everyone else? It's not like you'd be incapable of it. We all know that. The city is full of annoyances. But once all the pieces are dead, who's left to play with?" That was Joker's problem. All blood and no thought. Who wanted to be king of an empty sandbox?
"All we came here for is the heads up," Echo digressed. "It's better to avoid being on someone's shitlist while we play than have them accidentally play an unintended role for us. Makes Eddie all upset anyway. Having to clean up and reset shit is a pain. Scraping people off metal is tedious." Though sometimes useful. Some things were easier to test than others.
"Should only be about three days," Query assured. "Unless it all goes to shit." She put her hands up in a 'who knows' shrug. "It's Gotham. For all I know, halfway through a genie pops out or something." And it wouldn't even be the most outlandish thing to happen.
· 𓂃 ࣪˖🔪 ˖ ࣪𓂂 . Them opposing the Joker for being temperamental and crazy is almost laughable considering Roman fell under those categories as well. Especially the temperamental part -- which usually triggered the crazy to come out.
"So you're here to get information on me to use against me? Not really smart to just outright say that. What's stopping me from just offing you two now and getting you out of my business? And more importantly to just get rid of the neuroscience of you two." Existing he means of course. Oh he just loves running that mouth of his. He's smile to suggest it's all in jest, but it hardly is.
A brow raises though when they mention dropping something off and he just stares before taking what's offered to him. And he looks over marked areas. "Appreciated." That much is genuine. "And if I may inquire: how long are these things gonna to be up for?" He wont ask what they're for because he doesn't really care to know, as long as it didn't effect him.
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“The day I DON’T curse when a body falls from the sky, call somebody.”
game changer starters // accepting @volucerrubidus
"It's just not something that happens often, love. I didn't even think you could swear." Until about five seconds ago anyway. She won't say it just yet in present company, but she suspects that's not a real body. Too much experience seeing them actually smoosh. Walking over curiously, her mouth quirked up in a smile at the confirmation.
"If I had to guess, someone is conducting g-force crash tests. He's a dummy. Albeit with blood pouches that break at certain g-force limits. Though, whoever dropped him should have taped off the sidewalk. If that hit you, you'd be the new dummy."
#//nina rn: i didn't know you could do that. say fuck#volucerrubidus#;many boys will bring you flowers
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[ coping ] sender teaches receiver some coping mechanisms (hint: it's arson)
angst :) // Accepting @chooseyourfxghter

"This isn't the most effective way of disposing of evidence," Echo lamented. "But it is the most visually satisfying."

"I think this is your trap equivalent, Deb. This isn't emotionally cathartic like designing traps are, but I could see how it might be for you."
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[ argue ] sender gets into a heated argument with receiver (jinx)
angst :) // Accepting @chooseyourfxghter
"You're gonna get caught. No matter how good you think you are! Take it from the girl whose whole job is secrets, you need a plan for when the Titans figure out you're still backdealing and moving in the underground because the fallout is not going to be good. I know you're smart enough to know that!"
#//in which dee actually just cares too much about jinx and needs to know she'll be okay#chooseyourfxghter
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"It can help a little," Dee admitted, "Depends. For how bad I think you'll be, you'll need more than that."
"It seemed a gentler no than straight water," Nina laughed, coming over to join the two with a glass of her own. "Of which you should have if you're gonna keep sippin'. It'll ease the hangover. But the bottle's mine in the back of the fridge. I used to have cravings for it when I was..." she trailed off but shrugged, quickly repulling her face back into a smile. "When I was a teen I loved the stuff. It's nice to have once in awhile."
"So how did you end up here?" Dee raised an eyebrow questioningly. "Celebratory drinking or misery?"
@queryxecho [X]
Edward took a sip of the sparkling beverage and replied “Maybe I will…maybe I won’t. Doesn’t coffee fix hangovers? I’ll just drink more of that in the morning…I do that already.”
He then looked at Nina and asked her, “Sparklin’ cider? Really Nina? Actually…this doesn’t taste too bad.” Edward then took another sip and looked at his glass.
“I didn’t think we even had this…where did ya even get this from? Unless I had a bottle of that in the fridge but don’t remember…”
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Edward lifts up his glass, smiling and showing obvious signs of being intoxicated. "NINAAAAAA....DEEEE....Eddie wants another drink!" @question-marked (I had this in my mind and I needed to share it with you haha)
@question-marked just made me snort choke on my tea
You know, it's almost endearing. If not a little more than funny. Though through pursed lips, Dee was doing her best to not let the laughter out.
"Okay, boss." Nina chuckled, taking his glass and moving to fill it with something sparkling, and non-alcoholic. No more good stuff for you tonight, boss.
Dee settled herself comfortably next to the tipsy Eddie, leaning her head over affectionately while Nina served up his next 'round.' "You're gonna hate this in the morning..."
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@blckfckinmsk cont
"Party pooper," Query pouted. "Joker's not fun, he's temperamental and crazy. There's a difference." Despite what the gallery may have you believe.
"Everything's our business eventually," Echo shrugged. "Information is the other half of the currency world in Gotham. Not all of us have mobster money." Though wouldn't that be nice. Still, information dealings had their own kind of wealth and power. That kind of habit had transferred over from their previous job.
Query got up and pulled a folded up map from her jacket pocket.
"Well if you don't wanna kiss and tell, we're supposed to drop this off to you." She offered out the colorful thing. Not that the city was hard to recognize. There's just a few areas outlined in red sharpie, with barely legible blue cursive labeling vague trap names. No more detailed than that. "A courtesy heads up to maybe stay out of the red. Nothing's in your territory anyway, but just so you or your boys don't have any... accidents next week. Unless of course there's someone you'd like to fire and maim. Then feel free to send them to any of the red outlined areas! I love a pre-test."
#//they're persistently chipper no matter what#they cannot be swayed by grumpy#lskdgh#blckfckinmsk#(also i hope this is all okay)
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🐝 * ― 𝑵𝑶𝑵-𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑳 𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑺𝑻 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺. ( some triggering content ahead. add " + " to reverse the action. )
[ wipe ] sender wipes away receiver's tears [ hurt ] sender hurts receiver with words [ lonely ] sender finds receiver alone in a dark room [ wounded ] sender patches up receiver's wounds [ crying ] sender finds receiver crying [ help ] sender runs to receiver when they scream for help [ nightmare ] sender wakes receiver up from a nightmare [ dying breath ] sender talks to receiver before dying [ hold on ] sender pulls receiver into their arms [ anger ] sender takes their anger out on receiver [ argue ] sender gets into a heated argument with receiver [ scared ] sender scares receiver [ sick ] sender cares for receiver while they are sick [ palm ] sender places a hand on receiver to stop them from doing something [ fight ] sender gets into a physical fight with receiver [ comfort ] sender tries to comfort receiver [ blood ] sender notices that receiver is bleeding [ collapse ] sender collapses into receiver's arms [ pressure ] sender puts pressure on receiver's wound [ slap ] sender slaps receiver in the face [ panic ] sender helps receiver through a panic attack [ lie ] sender catches receiver in a lie [ sobs ] sender sobs uncontrollably while receiver holds them [ hiding ] sender finds out that receiver has hidden an injury from them [ death ] sender just died, receiver finds out [ chin up ] sender lifts receiver's chin to stop them from hiding their tears [ fears ] sender talks to receiver about their fears [ scream ] sender screams at receiver [ coping ] sender teaches receiver some coping mechanisms [ loss ] sender is there for receiver after they've lost someone important to them [ needs ] sender asks receiver what they need [ bullet ] sender takes a bullet for receiver [ bruises ] sender finds bruises of unknown origin on receiver [ rainfall ] sender finds receiver out alone in the rain [ hospital ] sender wakes up in a hospital bed and finds receiver sitting by their bedside [ intrude ] sender walks in on receiver treating their wounds [ calming ] sender tries to calm down receiver [ inspection ] sender holds receiver's face while inspecting an injury they got [ rescue ] sender carries receiver to safety [ clean ] sender cleans blood off of receiver's body
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“So long as I am on this stage and drawing breath, you can good and goddamn believe I’ll be trying my best in every challenge.” @question-marked
game changer starters // accepting @question-marked

"I know, Eddie." Nina's voice coming like a reassurance as she leaned her head over on his shoulder. It's been a day. Challenges was putting it lightly. "You've got this. We just need a break today. You need to eat something. I think Dee's ordering pizza. Come help me clear some spots for us, kay? It'll help your brain."
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“How’d you get a black eye?”
honey i forgot the meme but this house loves mary @babydxhl
Diedre is unusually quiet. Even in the presence of her favorite older blonde. The usually bubbly apartment has a weird air. Too quiet, too calm. Nothing like them. She just shakes her head and pulls her GCPD cap lower over her face. Much to Nina's clear irritation.
Not one to be rude anytime Mary showed up, bad moods or otherwise, Nina moved to get Mary some of the coffee she had made, coming back with a lowered voice along with the mug.
"Bolton. We had a rough go this time." Not that lockup stints were ever pleasant. Nina, added in a whisper, "She won't lemme look under her clothes. I dunno what else is busted."
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“This could be hell. This is very Satre-esque.”
game changer starters // accepting @counterpoiise
"New to the city, love?" Query laughed, nearly inaudible in the midst of the noise. Sirens clashing over general yelling and occasional gunfire. Typical saturday night really, though they'd rather had been at the Iceberg than caught in the middle of a territory war.
"You don't look like a Gothamite," Echo stated. Not an accusation, just factual. "Almost, whole broody angsty teen is a good start. But your general stance of bewilderment suggests this isn't normal to you." Which wasn't Gothamite at all. Echo gently pulled their new teen over behind a car, patting his shoulder to gesture that he should crouch. "Hold still, sugar. Moving in times like this is how you become the new casualty on the news."
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"You think I'm gonna freaking roll over?!"
game changer starters // Accepting @volucerrubidus
"I expect you to fucking LISTEN when I say something! Especially when it involves you almost getting killed! You don't always have to do the impulsive option! You can still get things done if you take the time to THINK about it, instead of being reckless!"
#//your honor she gets angry when scared#i'm so sorry tim#;many boys will bring you flowers#volucerrubidus
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Ask my Muse about their relationships with other Muses!
For those who read my other threads and inboxes, or who are intrigued by my interactions/verses with other writers... send me all the questions!
#//i am getting to the inbox now ^-^#but i love this one#it gives them an excuse to gush...or rage.#;meme
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𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
a collection of sentence starters from dropout tv's game changer. feel free to alter pronouns/text as you see fit
“I’ve been here THE WHOLE TIME”
“It’s hard to hold this much anger in my body.”
“If you never hear from me again, you know what to do!.”
“If they don’t find me it’s because I was chopped up and fed to the pigs!”
“I SOLVED YOUR LABYRINTH, PUZZLEMASTER. THE MINOTAUR’S ESCAPED, AND YOU’RE GONNA GET THE HORNS, BUDDY”
“I. CANNOT. WIN!!!!”
“A lot of people have been saying that ___ is a singularly evil, wildly incompetent, befuddled nepo baby silver spoon motherfucker. This is what people are saying.”
“If you can do ONE swing on the swing I will let you play with all the math puzzles that you want”
“You’re not getting a FUCKING JOKE OUT OF ME until you let me out of this room! You want bits?! You let me out of this room for bits, motherfucker!”
“Are we gonna die before we get outta here?”
“I’m gonna lose so fucking hard it’s gonna blow your fucking mind”
“But in this sick rodeo, this bizarre fucked up clown festival, we’re here celebrating what I can only describe as the sickness at the core of America.”
“Give me the assignment and I don’t miss. I’m gonna DIE before this is over.”
“Your tower’s gonna fall. Laugh it up now.”
“A river of sweat is running down my back right now.”
“I do hate zombies and I will have nightmares about this tonight. But in this moment I just feel like I’m surrounded by friends.”
“We don’t give a cum.”
“If you’re in a hole, DYING. I WON’T BE THERE.”
“I showed them my feet, [name]! I SHOWED THEM MY FEET FOR NOTHING?”
“Stop shaking your cock in the middle of a fucking huddle, dude!”
“I’d fuck that pie.”
“If you’re like me, you eat a lot of ass.”
“I hate capitalism but I also hate losing.”
“I get my tongue so far up somebody it’s like I’m tasting their tonsils. I get so deep in there I’m gonna burn myself with stomach acid.”
“I like perching like a little bisexual gargoyle”
“If you were performing on a subway I would take money away from you.”
“I’VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO PULL THE THREAD ON THIS SWEATER.”
“Icarus flying too close to the sun, but it seems Daedalus our little mastercrafter over here had some WAX WINGS OF HIS OWN, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall, faaaalll from the sky, OH HOW CLOSE TO THE SUN HE FLEW”
“Hey can I get an ah? … Don’t scream at me.”
“You kinda have the vibe that your kids call you by your first name.”
“The day I DON’T curse when a body falls from the sky, call somebody.”
“Could I place an order? I’m hungie. What do you think would be the best pizza to order if I’m quite hungie? Um, I like cheese, what is your largest pizza? Yeah let’s get an extra large because I’m hungie. I’m hungie, I’m hungie, I’m hungie.”
“WE ARE NOT ANIMALS!!!”
“So long as I am on this stage and drawing breath, you can good and goddamn believe I’ll be trying my best in every challenge.”
“Was it bad that we just started smashing shit?”
“You didn't count on INGENUITY did you motherfucker?!”
“FIGHT THE BOURGEOISIE. I WILL VENMO YOU $20.”
“This could be hell. This is very Satre-esque.”
“YOU ARE NOT GOD. THE MACHINE IS GOD.”
“Can you tell us why you’d do this to us?”
“I won’t be made a fool”
“I do feel like I’m in a nightmare”
“I’m the only one OUT of the loop it seems”
“Everybody do the wenis! The wenis is a dance! Everybody is a genius! Who knows it in advance!”
"DANCE IS A SIN!"
"You think I'm gonna fucking roll over?!"
"It'll be a COLD DAY IN HELL when I go out like a fucking chump!"
"I don't care about winning, I just don't wanna lose"
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Q/E singing // Still Accepting! @dementedspeedster
Leave Luanne - 35 MM
This is clearly what happens when they let beloved speedsters bring by alcohol and treats. Bad ideas and little to no walls up. One of these days maybe they'll admit how scary that is. Being seen. Next thing you know, Nina's dragged her guitar from under her bed and Thad's daring her to play something. Dee mutters something about Luanne, and props herself up to be in half a state to sing with her partner.
No, you won't Leave, Luanne or he'll give you what for. You got heart where you shoulda had brains. And so loyal Luanne remains. Someone's howling, screams like sighing with battered breath. Grating, growling, never dying. In a fate worse than death.
She's always liked how that gets turned on its head. The bridge about screaming but never dying applies to Luanne at first, only for it to come back with vengeance on the husband that murdered her.
Luanne, she cries her miserable wail. So the bastards will never sleep again. No—no reprieve, Luanne. She brings their souls down to hell. A caution to the cruelest of men
#//dee loving a song where the woman of domestic violence turns into a vengeful ghost? more likely than you think#dementedspeedster
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