word prompts compilation
complies THIS MEME // THIS MEME // THIS MEME
ADD ++ FOR REVERSE
[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention
[ wake ] for your muse to wake mine
[ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket
[ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.
[ kiss ] for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning
[ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair
[ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair
[ embrace ] for your muse to hold mine
[ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room
[ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer
[ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger
[ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s
[ weep ] for your muse to catch mine crying
[ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food
[ hit ] for your muse to attack mine
[ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance
[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine
[ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap
[ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring
[ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually
[ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support
[ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm
[ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand
[ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did
[ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine
[ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap
[ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down
[ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away
[ dream ] for my muse to share dream with yours
[ nightmare ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare
[ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation
[ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury
[ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine
[ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger
[ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine
[ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine
[ goodbye ] for my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye
[ secrets ] my muse sharing/confiding a secret
[ bloody ] for your muse coming to my muse with blood stains
[ drunk ] your muse takes care of my very drunk muse
[ bed ] my muse wakes up in the same bed as your muse with little recollection of the night before
[ scream ] my muse hears your muse scream and runs to them
[ trail ] my muse watches as your muse traces one of my muses scars, asking them about it
[ piggyback ] my muse gives yours a piggyback ride
[ jump ] my muse holding yours up by their thighs
[ carry ] my muse carries your muse to their house
[ lighter ] my muse pulls out a lighter and lights it for your muse to use to light their cigarette
[ shot ] my muse gets shot and struggles to your muses for aid
[ wound ] my muse patches and bandages a wound your muse has gotten
[ fight ] my muse stops your muse from getting into a physical fight with someone else
[ arrest ] your muse finds my muse arrested in cuffs
[ hospital ] my muse awakens in a hospital, finding your muse by their side, asking what happened
[ betrayal ] my muse finds out that your muse has betrayed them and confronts them about it
[ nude ] my muse walks in on your muse accidentally seeing them naked
[ karaoke ] for our muses to sing together
[ wet ] your muse strips down to their under garments and runs into the water, motioning for my muse to join them
[ crawl ] for your muse to crawl into bed with mine .
[ flower ] for your muse to offer my muse their favourite flower
[ gift ] for my muse to surprise your muse with a gift
[ homemade gift ] for my muse to make your muse a gift
[ bestow ] for your muse to give my muse a gift, bought or handmade ( bonus if you add what it is )
[ serenade ] for my muse to sing to your muse
[ caress ] for your muse to gently run their hand down my muse’s face
[ caught ] for your muse to catch my muse wearing their shirt .
[ love letter ] for your muse to give my muse a love letter they wrote for them
[ boop ] for your muse to boop my muse on the nose
[ date ] for my muse to ask your muse to go on a date
[ confess ] for my muse to confess their feelings to your muse
[ sleepy ] for my muse to slowly fall alseep on your muse
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𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
DUNGEONS AND DADDIES / EP 1 : A MAN AND A HANDSHAKE
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.
lines taken from an actual play d&d podcast, you can check out here
I’m sorry, I laugh every time I hear it.
Uh, you might find a good use for those condoms on the course of this adventure.
If not in one way, then another.
You’re like our dad, the dad of dads.
I’m the dad of dads. I’m daddy daddy.
Yo, man, play it cool, dawg.
Ah, hey, yeah, what’s up man? How’s it goin’? Are you, uh, are you my ride?
Uh, yeah, uh, can you come here? Can we talk for a second? We’ll be right with you, young man! Can you get over here?
Rock and roll man.
Okay, uhhhh, yeah, no smoking in your car, I dig that. Alright man, your car, your rules.
On the scale from, like, 1 to 20, what kind of dankness are we looking at here, weed wise?
Uhhh, hey man, where’d you, uh, where’d you get that?
I’m very hungry and I kinda wanna fuck!
Uh, yeah man, I dig it. Well, uh, just tellin’ ya, this poindexter drivin’ the car over here doesn’t want you, uh—
He sounds like a fuckin’ narc.
You know what? I’m just gonna take that— why don’t we just put it in the mailbox for, uh, it’ll be our little secret.
We don’t want our mailman finding that, haha!
I feel like I’m fuckin’ bonding with my kid already!
Is this what fuckin’ being a parent is like? Because fuckin’ sign me up, this sounds great!
Hey, I hope you know, I ain’t no narc. I party occasionally too, it’s just, you know, in front of the kids…maybe someday we could, you know...anyways! That’s not important, I just don’t want you to think I’m-
“Yes! Yes! Yes! Power! Power! Power!”
I will make you a naked tree! A naked tree that I will then punch!
How would you like if someone ripped off your skin without consent?
I’m gonna need you guys to be real buddies and listen to Dad now, alright?
Challenge accepted, fatherrrrrrr!
Hey there, man, it’s just about being polite, you can tell a lot about a man from a handshake!
It was born from my brain!
I’m a little bit, uh, hazed out from the strength of the previous, aforementioned blunt.
We’re gonna be very respectful and we’re gonna be very positive, and then we’re gonna go out and we’re gonna have a wonderful time today. Can you say that, can you say we’re gonna go out and have a wonderful time today?
Yeah? What was the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
I burned down my first school!
[strained laughter] He didn’t burn down the /entire/ school, the fire damage was limited to one or two classrooms.
Okay, alright, who wants Grape-Nuts? I’ve got a baggy of grape nuts with me.
Well, I’m gonna be snacking on my Grape-Nuts and if anyone wants some, just let me know if you want some of these nuts and we’ll chow down.
Relationships are built on trust, that’s what you tell me. You should trust that we’re going to buckle up!
You know, I’m tryna’ let them make their own decisions, it’s called free-range parenting.
Well I guess somebody’s not getting their instant oatmeal.
Daddy? I mean, [name]? Is that you?
Listen...pal...I know that I haven’t been there for you. Because I wasn’t married to your wife, I mean to your mom, before your dad died. I’ve written several letters trying to emote on paper what I can’t always do in person and you know, I’m working on that.
[name?] [name], I was informed to tell you not to get in vans with strangers.
Don’t give a shit!
That’s my little joke, I’m a teetotaler myself but I like to say “neat,” you know and it makes me feel neat.
No, it’s okay, safety is not a priority—
Alright, I’m puttin’ on 60s and 70s greatest hits as we go.
Don't worry, I know how much gas my van has, don't worry about it.
Pretty good place to drop. You just don’t know how to shoot people, but that’s fine.
Okay now hold still and let me put these bandaids on. Okay, hold still!
Aw, I think I’m gonna throw up...the iodine
I can’t help but— do you remember that scene in Jurassic Park where Ellie Satler, the very attractive Laura Dern, is looking at the leaves and she notices that the leaves are different and that’s kinda the first clue that something strange is going on!
I thought ‘cause you were dabbing, you were Fornite dabbing.
Oh, modifications, alright. Black market modifications.
Guys, it’s pretty weird out here.
See, I’m not quite sure if this is an LSD flashback or event, so I’m just gonna be a little vague here.
Do you just yell your own name when you’re excited?
That’s what I’m saying. I don’t trust these people.
Guys, which dad do you think has the biggest dingdong?
Woah there gentlemen, watch where you’re shooting that thing!
You’ve gotta be kiddin— [dying noise]
[name], I'm in the middle of battle. I'm wondering what I should do?
Uh, probably die. That sounds like something you would do.
Ooh! Hey diddle diddle!
[deep and angry] Sorry for the language.
I’ve never related more.
Yep! How does that feel?
Not possible, my man. Not a real number, not possible.
God damn it, I knew we shouldn’t have come back for the adults! I knew it!
[muttering] They’re twist-offs, they’re twist-offs…
[slurred] Give me one good reason not to gut ya like a pig right here….
[sighs] Guys, this is tough but I feel like we’re a team. I think we can do this if we all stick together.
“Just pretend you don’t see me feeling things.”
[low] You’re ridin’ in back with me, kemosabe.
[quiet and scared] Ooh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no…
[extreme stammering] Uh, let’s talk about something else! I don’t know— it’s been a long day, uh, let’s talk about something else.
I feel like that’s pretty much the only thing I wanna talk about. You had vines shot out of you.
Do you still have the condoms?
You know, I think maybe something’s happening to me and I’m still trying to get my bearings on it, so I would really enjoy it if you guys respected my privacy and let me work through what’s going on on my own.
So I’m gonna go ahead and put 10 condoms on my fingers for the time being, just to make sure that nothing bad happens.
I don’t wanna make any more messes in here, so you can consider me condomed up.
Ha! It’s been awhile since I’ve had a laugh, I appreciate a good joke…
[yelling] I’m wearing the condoms!
Sorry, sorry I’m just a little sensitive about the changes that are happening to my body, so--
This is some Lord of the Rings shit right here, y’all.
He, generally, is known as one of the best cultivators of non-voluntary work in this part of the continent.
You’re using a lot of elitist language.
That’s an extremely offensive way to put what my master does…
Well, yeah, agree to disagree, but I feel like they’re probably more useful in the workforce.
Listen up, you big alpha jock piece of shit bozo!
I think I dig where you’re goin’, man, I think I got this.
Okay, I feel like you’re being pretty aggro on me right now, I knew I flew off the handle at you there but—
You’re right, I’m sorry man. It’s been a tough day for both of us.
I just don’t feel like this is a music kinda guy, I don’t feel like this guy pumps a lot of tuneskis.
No, no! He can’t take it back, he can’t take it back! I feel something!
I silence his dumb ass with a kiss!
Something tingles deep down inside of me and I feel love for the first time in a long time, when he puts his mouth on mine.
Snakes are natural predators, we had to put down our purebred Dachshund because he got bit by a snake. This is a game replicating that exact same experience… uh, it will make you so strong and powerful, it’ll make me cry… about my Dachshund.
Thank you, my Number One.
You may keep this receipt of the pact that we have made.
It’s constantly kinda screaming in horror. [very quiet and gentle] Aaah.
Woah, sorry, I slipped there. Been drinking a little bit—
Holy shit, that’s the best you got? This is so bad!
[whispered] What the fuck are you doing?
[yelling] Are you fucking kidding me!?
Hey, do we think that [name]’s handshake or his kiss is more trustworthy?
Oh, thanks everybody, sorry I introduced the kissing thing as something we have to maintain now as part of our cover.
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