Skeletons! Zombies! Angry, angry mushrooms! Even the most average day is filled with excitement when the afterlife is only a plane ride away.
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I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ
HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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Now Hiring and Casting!
Everyone Leaves Alive is a musical audio drama about a touring rock band that secretly solves monster-related problems, created by Jessica Best, the writer and executive producer of The Strange Case of Starship Iris and a staff writer on Unwell and World Gone Wrong, with instrumentation and music production by Chiron Star.
Thanks to the generosity of our Kickstarter backers, we currently have the funds to make the pilot episode.
We are currently looking for a director, a music director, a producer, and a sound designer. Job listings are here.
We are also currently casting for all roles in the pilot, both singing and non-singing. Audition info is here.
Please signal boost! And if you know anyone who would be perfect for one of the roles, please pass it along.
Thanks!
-Jess
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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen
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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator
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Lies and slander
daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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It's finally time for another audience survey! We'll be collecting responses from now through the end of July, including questions for a Q&A episode releasing in August. Every field is optional, and any information you'd be willing to share would be extremely useful!
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Honestly shocked we never did this trope.

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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.
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This is the exact kind of stuffed friend Yunuen had as a baby

yeah
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QUIQUE Okay, I agree with what you're saying Sparky, but you can't "re-use" my living room furniture when I'm STILL USING IT.
Remember "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" ? I feel like there's been a distancing from the "reduce" and "reuse" part and a favoritism towards "recycle" by corporate American.
Capitalism can still thrive with recycling in the mix. You buy Plastic Thing 1, throw it away after one use, and they take that and recycle it into Plastic Thing 2 and sell it back to you. All while continuing to harm the environment.
Reusing puts a damper on things. They can't sell you Plastic Thing 2 when you're still using Plastic Thing 1. Plastic forks, for example- there is literally no reason why you can't reuse plastic forks more than once (aside from maybe microplastics, but it's too late for that)
Reducing is the one everyone wants to ignore. Just don't buy Plastic Thing 1. You don't need Plastic Thing 1. Pick up a set of metal forks and use those for years. Convenience is killing the planet
#quest friends#quest friends!#quest friends hereafter#okay but jokes aside this is actually a really important point#and that's why I actually reposted it#i just can't help but add a little joke to every post I make#including this honestly pretty mediocre joke
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Quique seeks answers. Midas seeks retribution.
#quest friends#quest friends!#quest friends hereafter#unfortunately for midas#he's terrible at most things
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Sometimes a ship is good because it would be so fucking funny
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AKA any ship with any of Hallie's characters
Sometimes a ship is good because it would be so fucking funny
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Hello all! Auditions for DUSTWALKER are now open. Details can be in the Casting Call Club link above.
Auditions close on June 30th at 11:59pm CST. Please message me or drop a comment if you have any questions / concerns. Thanks!
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