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not a girlboss but a girlwreck. girl that is insane and cringe and a huge loser
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DO IT NOW!!! 🐧🐧
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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A lot of series have ripped off the "superpowered people as metaphor for oppressed groups" shtick from the X-Men but for my money the funniest thing anyone has ever done with it is Infamous 2 with its villain Bertrand, a southern god fearing fire and brimstone type who runs a militia of outrageously dumb redneck hicks with guns who want to hunt down all the mutants sorry "conduits" and keep the deviants out of their city. The twist being he is a conduit. In fact he made himself into one deliberately, expecting to become a glorious demigod and the real reason he's mad is because turns out his powers suck. He is the metaphorical equivalent of that guy who becomes violently homophobic because he craves dick but got no rizz.
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the “in a 1000 years people will look at your skeleton and know ur birth gender” argument is so stupid because
Why are they digging up a graveyard that’s illegal
They get it wrong like 20% of the time
theyre probably all trans too
queer people tend to like bones I’ve noticed this
why would I give a shit I’m dead
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some people have made very good points so here
6. Archeologists are smart and know that biogender does not always equal gender, and they can often tell based of clothing what you prefer
7. Many trans people are apparently becoming trees, which rocks
8. Many people are also being cremated, fuck yeah
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naya said this in an interview (i think she was asked about a possible gleeboot or like what she thinks santana would be up to post canon) and ... ok ignoring the fact that she said single mom, santana would be the funniest real estate agent ever.
"oh hell no you don't want to buy this house, shit's haunted."
*rummages through all the cupboards and drawers when the owners are out*
*performs an exorcism to remove the bad energy from the house*
"and that's the shower where rachel berry pretended to be a corpse so her gay dads wouldn't sell her childhood home, clearly didn't work, bitch needs to work on her acting skills."
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I uploaded my last Riddlebird art and i was like "wow, i have forgotten how to draw them completely", so enjoy this, which is me just tryin to figure how how to draw my au's Riddler again XD
lore for my version of the rouges coming soon? (if ya'll want it that is lolol)
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“I watched Mean Girls for the plot.”
The Plot:
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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
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I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more
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THE UNHOLY TRINITY AS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS feat. SUE ↳ insp.
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POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true
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Sometimes I forget about Gotham but then I remember
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guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.
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