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not having a beverage can kill you. you can’t live on water alone that’s insane
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*scrolling*
not reading that sorry
not reading that sorry
squeak now or forever hold your cheese? lol!
not reading that sorry
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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight
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My instagram:instagram.com/woshibaii
无影灯 Shadowless lamps
Translation: Guandi Wu
Proofreading: Amir Hampel
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we dont even have a woke pope. cant have shit in chicago
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100 percent of smokers quit before they find the golden cigarette of eternal youth.
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I know everyone's disappointed about an American Pope but I think it was a tactical choice. It makes it easier to return to the US in order to complete his first mission as Pope:
To avenge Pope Francis and take out JD Vance
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