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i forget who it was that shared POOLS on my time line... well, now my art is going into the game. Thanks!

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Finally I painted my beautiful boy !

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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Bracket — Round 7−1

Propaganda

Husky (Hope's Hearth):

She can crush a watermelon with her thighs. Or your head. Whatever you prefer.

She's a SPACE PIRATE on the Gilted Rose and uses her massive paws to solve problems. Husky WILL go through you. There is no stopping her.

Also did you know she's so big, a honey badger person can stand on her tits like a shelf?

Sammy Sinclair, the Scat King of Ganymede (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...) (Boba Count: 3 and 3 shared):

Don't be crass, it's scat as in jazz. Formerly known as the Sax King of Ganymede, before the loss of his prized saxophone in a debt to the Space Mafia necessitated a rebrand

Pansexual, pangalactic, personal pan pizza

4'10"; but it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it

As a saxophonist, is good with mouth and fingers and can hold breath for a VERY long time

Say hi to your mom/dad/aunt for me

Spanks Sinatra (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...) (Boba Count: 1 and 3 shared):

He/him lesbian drag king Frank Sinatra impersonator

Is too old for this shit (is 30)

When not performing, is drinking. When not drinking, is beating people up for money. When not beating people up for money, is performing. Life is purposefully structured to avoid encountering a thought for as long as possible

Loves to use his fists

Is so tired

Sammy and Spanks as a team:

Emmy believes in ALL of you SO MUCH right now! So get out there and vote for Sammy and Spanks!

Art of Husky (and Spanks) by @lotsadeer.

Art of Sammy Sinclair and Spanks Sinatra (and Emmy) by @violetfoxsketches.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Husky (Hope's Hearth):

She committed a successful honey heist and stole from a fascist empire. She helped save an eldritch god's girlfriend from demons who had taken over his library castle. She threatened to kill her boss, who she thought had been dead, because he was being a coward.

She's fat and powerful and deserves this.

did I mention she's a lesbian

A giant polar bear woman

not only is she a giant polar bear woman, she has a Russian accent, is MASSIVE, fat, has huge tits, threatens people, and has a high rank in Sexy

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Did I mention Husky is also a wizard, with stats in Sexy, Battle, and Wizard? Guess which stat is her highest

VOTE FOR MY HOT BEAR GIRLFRIEND

VOTE FOR SPANKS' INCREDIBLY HOT BEAR GIRLFRIEND

Spanks: THAT'S MY EXTREMELY HOT POLY GIRLFRIEND WHO I WOULD GLADLY MARRY IF SHE WAS COOL WITH IT babe did you bang a centipede and also a bird thing that's hot

Husky: We discuss marriage later, Пупсик.

We need everyone to vote for Husky

I would like to submit that Husky is a giant polar bear woman who is perpetually being climbed by a slightly smaller, but equally butch honey badger woman. And we all know honey badgers don't give a fuck. I'm just saying!

VOTE! FOR! THE! LESBIAN! BEAR!

Vote for a woman who can be sexy in multiple ways. She's a space pirate, she's a femme, she's a lesbian polar bear alien, she's fat. Vote for Husky!

Being able to pick up a man by his scruff and threaten him in a low voice without using your gun is sexy.

Audio message to Sammy Sinclair.

Audio asking so-so-niceys for your vote against Pickman.

Sammy Sinclair, the Scat King of Ganymede (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...):

In-character audio propaganda from when he was against Lup.

you know what's sexier than being an umbrella? Making da fuckin corpos so mad they cancel you.

I heard that swearing is sexy, or something

sexiestpodcastcharacter lore

PLEASE VOTE FOR SAMMY SINCLAIR, SCAT KING OF GANYMEDE!!!!!

In-character audio propaganda with Spanks Sinatra from a previous round.

Husky: Vote for Sammy or else... well let's just say that you will not like what happens.

Listen: we have fun here but there are two things Sammy Sinclair does and does well, and that's play the saxophone and fuck like a freight train. There's a reason he's left a trail of ex-lovers across the entire solar system, and while it's true the majority of them want him dead, that shouldn't be taken as any indication of his abilities. It's just because he's an asshole

In character audio propaganda against Muldan Foxskull.

In-character cover of The Slur Song.

Alright here's my final appeal to vote for Sammy: a spoiler-free clip from after a very pivotal moment where shit has gotten real and he has to make a decision with far-reaching repercussions. It's not all goofs and gags in SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY…, Sammy can lock in too!

Spanks Sinatra (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...)

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Don't forget that Spanks' name is Spanks Sinatra ok, this is very important. Appreciate my jokes.

Don't you want to reach over and give him a better reason to turn his brain off for a while?

Spanks self-describes as a "himbo", but he's really not; he's highly intelligent and analytical, with a lot of shit in his past, and at the time you meet him the most effective way he's found to keep his own brain from overwhelming him is by beating it into submission with a life of hard drinking and violence

Important note: Spanks is a woman, he just uses he/him pronouns for various reasons, most of which are that he's a butch drag king.

Also vote for him.

Vote for Spanks Sinatra!!!

Who are you going to vote for: the he/him lesbian who can bench press you, or the tangled bundle of Christmas lights in your attic?

Come ON, you're going to let the he/him lesbian drag king Frank Sinatra who is also a bounty hunter get beat by a pile of cold, unflavored spaghetti??? Seriously?

Audio propaganda with Sammy Sinclair.

Art propaganda of Spanks Sinatra being crushed by Husky, as mentioned in the above audio propaganda.

Vote for my sad messed up drag king

Spanks is a he/him lesbian. come on. look at him

Vote for Spanks, he doesn't need a psychic ghost to turn you to rubber

Anyway if it's rope/cable play you're into, Spanks has a move for that

Sammy and Spanks as a team:

The Dosage Tango Crew can tag team the finals, but only with your help!! This is how it was always meant to be. We can do this. Let's carry that weight together and show the finals what damage a couple of bad boys with nothing to lose can do. 👉💥

Sammy and Spanks might have a 20 year age gap between them, but they're each the closest thing either has to a friend. Despite being two extremely self-involved loners with very different personalities, they manage to understand each other better than anyone else in large part because they both agree on a simple guiding principle: where you came from doesn't dictate who you are, and there are some rocks you don't need to dig under. They might enable some of each other's worst vices but they also manage to keep one another from going too far off the deep end, and after having worked together for a very long time they know they can count on one another to watch each other's backs, which can be a rare thing in their line of work. There's no job the two of them can't manage together, and that includes the sexiest podcast character tournament if you help them tie today

They thought they were taking us down but all they did was make us that much more powerful. Vote Sammy and Spanks, the real friends at the table

Sammy and Spanks' boba order:

Pineapple and Coconut spiked with homebrought rum.

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Susie

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I somehow missed a whole page of submissions for my gimmick blog. Repeatedly. Whoops

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platonic frequency, my new art game experience is OUT NOW on Viverse! free to play on the web --> https://create.viverse.com/hMtcTT3

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you could say he’s kind of a family guy

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............... should i be ashamed i spent almost the entire day trying to design him a retro robot body ...................

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The Prophecy

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sleepover

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Noodles deserves a minute or two in the snack bag.

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His little nose (__Y__)

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How to Disable and Remove All AI Features in Mozilla Firefox

*deep, calming breath* On the plus side, the steps at that link were very clear and easy to follow.

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Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

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