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sentence I just read on reddit ran "there was a snafu with the ganache" and i think these are some of the best syllables out there. there was a gnafu with the snanache. there was a snache with the ganafu. etc.
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I scratched my inner ear so hard I remembered an ancient dream
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@shatar-aethelwynn informed me that according to nationaltoday.com August 15th is 'Flooding of the Nile Day' which is also, apparently, a day you can sponsor? But it says you have to create a website for your business, so I'm positing the idea of nileflooding.com where the only image is this:

I think it's an effective message for people who want her to have a little silting the banks of the valley money.
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The ancient Romans were so so right about “eheu” being their word for “alas”. It sounds like the saddest most pathetic little sob. Eheu….
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Female Dancers and Musicians in Funeral Procession
New Kingdom, 19th Dynasty, reign of Ramesses II, around 1250 BC. Excavated by August Mariette in 1859. From Saqqara. Now in the Egyptian Museum, Cairo. JE 4872
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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"
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> looking at a new popular collectible
> ask the people if it's objects or gambling
> they don't understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling
> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"
> look up how to buy a collectible
> its gambling
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young man. what is that you have found.
I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.
I said young man. you should put that thing down.
I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!
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An Egyptian Carnelian Ring
A finger ring with rounded hoop, the convex bezel carved in the form of a pair of Eyes of Horus with finely-engraved detail, linear and chevron ornament on the shoulders.
New Kingdom, ca. 1550-1070 BC.
Sotheby's
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