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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
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haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure
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I usually scroll tumblr until it crashes and I can go days without seeing the top of my dash.
But today with great excitement I cleared the app and started at the top. It’s a national holiday, I can’t miss out.
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So sad that there are people who doesn't know about our annual holiday of killing a dead dictator :/
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Why do we say "Happy Ides of March" when we could say "Treason's Greetings"?
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morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once
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Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.
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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
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you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this
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