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You know, it’s important to have tragic blorbos sometimes because hey, maybe you had a bad day, maybe your job sucks so fucking much. But do you know who had a worse day? Blorbo bleebus, who’s doomed by the narrative

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no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

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"he would not fucking say that" have you considered that i don't care let me play with my ken dolls and you play with yours

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star wars character: Glup Shitto

star trek character: Cun'tek Zorban

gundam character: Lala Bingle

doctor who character: Mr. Fimby

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Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

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1k words with inspiration: literally 10 minutes or less of writing. a breeze

1k words without inspiration: i will do it. i will take the ring to mordor

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The Priestess

Feeling pretty inspired by Sargent lately so I made this!

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I need to get people I can play strip poker with. I have always wanted to play strip poker.

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Cooking with friends

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you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

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hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.

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Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother

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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny