this one goes to all of those who have the misfortune of meeting me
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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quote from another waiter: "i only been here fifteen minutes and already everybody's on some serious goofball shit"
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my gender is whatever one you are most attracted to
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cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody
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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
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You have my full permission to be weird and inappropriate at me
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