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With every year that passes this sketch just gets funnier.

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dsyphoria be damned, i look like this naked

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Thomas Thorne

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Sir Height of Fashion Humphrey

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daddy's gonna a drill a

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Hi everyone, sorry ive been missing ive literally been mentally ill for months lol

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Good night everybody

Have a good life

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My brain hurts because I had a moment where I said Goomer and Frankini are Patroclus and Achillies parrells and I feel insnane and I need to stop putting off sleep to find out more about the nickelodeon sitcom universe

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Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

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Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

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Social Security includes the number for a suicide hotline on the envelope they use to tell me they have decided to deny my disability

There’s a depressing ass poem hiding in here, but im too tired to put it together.

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....... Am I a tomboy?

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this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(

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when my watch notifies me I've done 10 hours of activity from working all day I know its futile.

I've not spent money to lift weights at a crowded gym therefore I'm a bad leftist and will die in the revolution.

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My pronouns are they, not them, because I will never be Addie & Keedie or Addie & Audrey.