26/ ♀/ British. Call me Mali :3 I should probably be sleeping. Partner is the sweetest @forever-a-goat-kid ♥ Currently Lego obsessed. Please be nice to me, I'm only just hanging on.
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How come you're all about "feminism" until it's time to protest? We haven't seen you make a single fucking post about the LA riots and it's really disappointing.
Hi friends. This is your reminder not to reply to questions like this. You do not need to self-report your behavior. This is a guilt trip designed to make you violate your own Miranda rights.
Also, they are not riots (Freudian slip, fed?), they're peaceful protests and are a democratic right under the first amendment.
where to find your local protest donate to legal funds my local immigrant support network
be safe out there, i love you.
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Beautiful cow who is mooing at you
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THANK GOD I WAS WORRIED WE WOULDN'T SEE CAINE AT ALL
- the space/fire behind him??
- THE CORN COB HAH
- JAX STAY AWAY FROM THAT GUN
- Gangle in a dressss
- Zooble what are you wearing
- Pomni and Caine making eye contact??
I'm so hyped geez I gotta breathe this poster is BEAUTIFUL
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Thinking about the original Lilo and Stitch lately.
Imagine you’re Cobra Bubbles. You’ve had a storied career in the CIA, encountered aliens, even saved the planet once.
I assume at some point you get worn out, tired of the earth-shattering revelations you have to deal with on a daily basis. But you don’t want to retire. So you still work for your government, but you try to help kids by working for CPS. It’s not perfect, but you’re trying to do good.
Then suddenly, after who knows how long, you’re dealing with aliens again. This little girl has a new dog and its an alien. You’re not there undercover, you’re not there for any unusual reason, you’re just at work and bam. You’re dealing with aliens. AGAIN.
And not just any aliens. THE SAME ALIENS. From the ONE TIME you saved the planet. The leader of their government recognizes you. She chuckles like you’re old friends. Then she leaves and suddenly you’ve been adopted into this found family with three aliens. Because now the orphan has an alien for a pet and even though her home life is more stable, CPS will probably still be doing check-ups. And who at CPS has any experience with aliens BESIDES you?
If that’s not the universe telling you what your purpose in life is I don’t know what to tell you. Where’s my Cobra Bubbles movie?
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I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that
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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
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Came in to work today and one of the foremen greeted me with 'theres our celebrity!' Which is how I found out that everyone saw the news interview I did at our local pride.

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a sitting platypus
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hi tumblr we still fw the legend of spyro right
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dear lord, please take all life problems and responsibilities away from fanfic writers but also make them financially stable and happy with nothing to worry about so they can happily focus on writing and posting fanfiction. amen
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