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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

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tomorrow (22th) would've been my dad's 62nd birthday. maybe we weren't lucky enough to have much time together in this life, but i'd like to imagine that we could've been Cambrian shrimps swimming together in some other life.

i can't really phrase the art caption in english well...

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once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food