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Brittany: Quinn Quinn Quinnnnnn! Are you going to this party? i need to know how many blondes I'm trying to out-dress.

Quinn: I am. Sam is too- if you count him as a blonde?

Quinn: I highly doubt you'll outdress me though. What are you going to wear?

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text || Ophelia

Ophelia: I meant then. But yes, your husband is hot. You could be worse.

Ophelia: I don't mind romance, I guess. Before the dead boyfriend.

Ophelia: Yes. Evil ken doll.

Quinn: I don't think I really missed out on that much.

Quinn: Does it color romantic interactions now? That he passed?

Quinn: Thats.. an interesting name for him. I never particularly liked him from what I heard in her emails. Didn't he encourage her into almost doing that nude scene? It would've been horrible.

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text || Hubby ❤️

Sam: ok but we should so paint each other some time lol

Sam: UBER!!!! i Almost forgot about him! hell yeah we'll have a great time

Sam: Wait, really? never?? I'll bust em out when I get home ;)

Quinn: Paint each other how? I have a feeling I'm thinking something quite different to you.

Quinn: Have you ever seen the videos where people paint on their partners back and reveal a picture?

Quinn: I hope so. Rachel's last party wasn't the pinnacle of fun for me.

Quinn: I like that devious wink of yours.

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Text || Jake

Jake: do you really think he's still the same guy from high school?

Jake: i would hope she doesn't. i don't want her going around and thinking that...

Quinn: Its not like I've seen anything to prove he isn't. Saturday was the exception with Puck. Or at least, to me.

Quinn: I know hes your brother, but this is just /my/ experience with him.

Quinn: It wouldn't be as awful for Beth as it was for Rachel. She still got a happy and loved home until... well, you know.

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sucresucremotta​:

Jetsons, fine.  I identify with Mama Jetson, and the great money switcheroo.  Give us your wallets 2020.

Doesn’t your father own half of Lima? Why do you need peoples wallets? 

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artieareyouokay​:

Who says I want to get married in the future? I can’t get Jesse , I can’t get Sam, what’s even the case? I am pretty sure I was solo in that picture and that rests my case. 

Fuck. I am so not good at acting. You figured that one too fast. Damn in Fabray

Damn in Fabray. Once again complicating my plans

You don’t want to find a pretty girl and make her an Abrams? I personally can’t imagine not wanting to get married- but I already am, so. And I can’t believe you got me, I’m an Artie Abrams fanatic. I totally had a poster of you in my childhood bedroom. 

I’m onto you. Sam’s mine, so keep away from him! If you don’t I might just have to scare you like I do the other people that try to persue Sam.. 

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huclarington​:

Not if they’re still using substitutes, no.  I was hoping that was one thing that had changed here in Lima, but I suppose that might have been more than I could hope for.

Ugh, not a fan in general.  I just want so get a decent cappuccino in the morning and an espresso or caffé corretto later if I need it.  Guess I’m sol until my belongings arrive and I can unpack.

I’ll tell you what I keep telling everyone- Lima has not changed. I have no idea if they use subsitutes, I normally go for coconut milk in my coffee and it sweetens it up plenty. 

Its not that great in fall anyways. Far too many pumpkin spice lattes around. Its kind of ballsy to have alcohol in the afternoon, isn’t it? I’d still be at work, and I would never risk that. 

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stacieevans​:

It’s the sign of a real Evans family member. That, and the blonde hair. We’re basically the blonde Weasley’s. Even you and Beth are blonde - it’s fate.

Now that I do think about it- the anaolgy is quite accurate. I could see your Mom knitting everyone sweaters. And she does make really good food on Christmas. 

You’re still enjoying working as a kindergarten teacher, despite the glitter, right? I’d hate if you came all the way back here and hated it. 

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thesnixsation​:

A burst of laughter escaped her lips as she heard Quinn speak about Jesse and Rachel. “I’m sorry to plant that image in your head. But, if I gotta think it, then you gotta think it. I don’t make the rules.” She shrugged as she grabbed the liquor that would concoct the Snix-juice drink that was ever so popular in the bar. Only because Santana had been the creator of it and they were actually gaining profits from it. Speaking with Quinn was as easy as ever - she didn’t feel a twinge of awkwardness even after all of these years. However, she was surprised that the woman in front of her used her career as a reason to get leverage for Beth. Not that Quinn wasn’t cut-throat, that she was. But, Santana was always the one who was taking the actions without morals. Quinn was always classy and by the book. “I have to say you have some balls on you. You’ve done some interesting things in your life for Beth, but to risk that career of yours? I’m slightly turned on by that.” She joked with the woman in front of her, but really was surprised. “I’m glad Beth got to see him, though. How did she feel about that?” She finished off the drink for Quinn, setting it in front of her and smiling. “Thanks, Q. I really appreciate that. Brittany is someone I couldn’t imagine my life without. She is literally my rock. Damn right, she is a breath of fresh air to have around.”

“You totally could’ve just kept it to yourself.” Quinn would’ve prefered if she had. She was still stuck on the image. “I want to see this rulebook.”  Her eyes widened as she watched Santana make the drink. No wonder Santana had been so insistent on the one. At least it’d make the night entertaining, or so Quinn hoped. “It was only a two time thing Santana. Don’t go getting ideas.” She winked, knowing that Santana didn’t mean it. While that was fun, her foray into the lesbian world was short lived and never to be revisited. “She hasn’t said anything yet. I think shes still in shock- I keep giving her openings to tell me about it, but she hasn’t said anything. She didn’t react badly to him though.” Quinns still waiting for the inevitble blow-up from Beth. “You know, I never really got you and Britt until I met Sam again. That whole not being able to live without someone thing, but I know that if I lost Sam, I wouldn’t even be able to function.” 

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Rachel 📲 Quinn

RACHEL: Is that why you've stopped responding to my emails?

RACHEL: Ah, yes.

[...]

RACHEL: I suppose it's better than being referred to as Big Sister Rachel, isn't it?

RACHEL: She can be.. quite zealous. I did appreciate the warm welcome she gave me. I don't think anyone was as excited to start our meeting than her.

RACHEL: She definitely takes after you.

QUINN: Maybe.

[unsent] I was trying to get over you.

QUINN: I don’t know. Is it? That whole connection is weird.

QUINN: She likes to show her love for people. And she’s been talking about glee since we decided on sending her to WMHS.

QUINN: I wish. She definitely has Puckerman genes though. I imagine her teenage years are only going to get rougher from here.

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Rachel 📲 Quinn

[...]

RACHEL: Hi, Quinn.

RACHEL: I'm not sure if this is still your number. Perhaps you've changed it over the years, but I thought I'd try to reach you here instead of emailing you again.

[...]

RACHEL: I met Beth.

RACHEL: Which-- I'm sure you already probably know.

[...]

RACHEL: She's beautiful, Quinn.

QUINN: People don’t email these days.

QUINN: I have heard. She couldn’t stop talking about Aunt Rachel on Monday.

QUINN: I feel like I should apologise for that.

QUINN: Thank you. I’d attribute it to her dad- but I think we all know it comes from me and not Puck.

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sucresucremotta​:

I have a soft spot for the Lesbians that look like Barbie and Theresa go full lessie, but, you and buff Barney Rubble are certainly cuties.

I guess I have a soft spot for Brittany and San too. Sam is not a caveman! Just because hes a little dumb.. 

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huclarington​:

Can someone recommend a coffee shop in this town?  It doesn’t have to be a chain, Mom and Pop places can often be quite surprisingly good.  Must have an espresso machine and use dark roast beans for it.  Oh, and not use sugar substitutes by default like I remember of certain establishments.  Thank you. 

I’m taking it you don’t want to go to the Lima bean? Its really the go to here.

You could try starbucks, but your order sounds a little overkill. 

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sucresucremotta​:

Wowee!! It seems like some hotties have made their way back to the Motta homeland.

Everyone is back aren’t they? Of course, Sam and I still take the hottest couple award, but its nice to have some actual competition for once. 

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stacieevans​:

They’re terrors, Quinn. Sometimes I think I should have been an accountant or something. Way less glitter and boogers. Though I think this job is the only job where I can act like a big kid, and it’s a sign that I’m doing my job well.

Well, I can tell you that adults are terrors too. Its not so great being on the other side.  No boogers or glitter, thank god, but far too many mentally unstable ones. It suits you Stacie. All the Evans keep in touch with their childish side, and I think thats why you and Sam ended up working with kids in some way. 

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text || Ophelia

Ophelia: Bitch, that's no way to live.

Ophelia: Double dates are weird. Why would I want to share my date with someone else?

Ophelia: Well, Brody is already here.

Quinn: I get laid now.

Quinn: You really just hate dates in general. Don't you like romance?

Quinn: Thats the New York dance one, isn't it?

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opheliavaldez​:

Ophelia looked at Quinn for a few seconds, in complete silence, waiting for a follow through that did not come. “Oh, you are not joking. What the hell was your school?” She really had to tell Rachel how sorry she was for all the times she didn’t believe her when she told her about all the crazy shit. “Your parents sound like they suck. Mine just gave up after a while” Her dads were a gift, honestly. “Or in your sex dreams and that shit would be weird as fuck” Giggling, Ophelia put the phone away, shaking her head. “Listen, I already did community service for this shitty country. I’m not gonna do more than that” Her eyes moved to Quinn’s drink, turning back to the bartender and asking for a refill for both of them. “Okay, I’m gonna show you how lame you are. We are gonna play ‘Never have I ever’ or whatever it’s called in English” Passing the drink to Quinn, she put her hair on a bun. “Okay, you start. Please don’t make it lame”

“I think there was something in the water. But- if I told you even half the stuff that happened to me in highschool you wouldn’t believe it.” Sometimes even Quinn herself couldn’t believe it. “They sucked. And I’m sorry yours gave up. Seems like no one can be good parents, huh?” She could only hope they might break the cycle. “That would still be a nightmare. Even worse than a nightmare, honestly.” Quinn shuddered at the thought of thinking of Sharon in that way, and hated Ophelia a little for putting the idea in her head. “I’m not lame!” She defended, already fearful of playing this game. It always ended badly in highschool. “Never have I ever.. dated two people at once?”