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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch
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jon and daisy are just.... lil flat fuckers. in the burried. wriggling their way out. 2d privilege...
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had a stress dream I was stuck in a Saw group trap. everyone else was arguing while I sulked in a corner, bored & pissed about not having my phone
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learning about a fascinating subsection of tumblr
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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Tma au there everything is the same but jmart are mice
I was at a book store yesterday and I saw this book and I almost cried bc of how cute the mouse on the cover was and how good Kuhlman’s skills were. So I got really inspired

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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”
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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
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the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."
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I put on Twitter that a cute date idea for me (a cis woman with reproductive issues) and my boyfriend (a trans man) would be for us to get a hysterectomy together and someone replied:
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You know, it’s important to have tragic blorbos sometimes because hey, maybe you had a bad day, maybe your job sucks so fucking much. But do you know who had a worse day? Blorbo bleebus, who’s doomed by the narrative
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