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Don't let them step on you

This one isn't signed. You can use it wherever, no need to give me credit. Enjoy

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From the article:

Global emissions of local air pollutants have probably passed their peak. The chart shows estimates of global emissions of pollutants such as sulphur dioxide (which causes acid rain), nitrogen oxides, and black and organic carbon. These pollutants are harmful to human health and can also damage ecosystems. It looks like emissions have peaked for almost all of these pollutants. Global air pollution is now falling, and we can save many lives by accelerating this decline.

While air pollution hasn't peaked everywhere, things will only get better from here if trends in cleaner energy and manufacturing continue.

This is one of those examples of slow progress in solving a big problem that doesn't get celebrated, even though it represents a huge step for human health and well-being.

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Very good.

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

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I am 2 years old

hooray

here is a picture of my cat

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Hey look, it’s me

bruh is out cold

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Om nom

Eating the water

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I will do that. I will take the zoom train. I will not suffer from ear pressure. I will maybe get off and see a small town in the middle of the US and hop back on another one to head back home. Yes sir, please make the government maglev trains. Take my taxpayer money, good sir.

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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Lesson: Do not tell a diehard tumblrist the tale of Icarus, lest they make some sort of weird online take of it

yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

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Dashcon 2: Electric Boogaloo

The boss will be a ball pit made of piss

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

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Scooby Doo taught us that the real humans are deep. And if that’s not monster, I don’t know what is.

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I get this is a joke, but it hurts me to know that there are people out there who believe these kinds of statements are cheesy or dumb. LOVE THYSELF AND LOVER!!!

being loved properly for the first time will have you saying dumb shit like “thank you for respecting my boundaries” “thank you for listening when I talk” omg. 🫣

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Dude really just needs to stop selling NFTs at this point

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I have a feeling that NASA is going to have a very, very interesting psychological study on their hands about the effects of space travel and being in a confined space with members of the same gender on one’s own sexuality.

This is the plot of signalis

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Fuck you, water lines and lead lines your reactor room. Sesbian lex eternal.

hi signalis fans

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Wow, Elster is really mystified by that long, hard tool designed for being thrust into another human.

Also, cool sword!

Signalis doodles 2 electric boogaloo!!

Adler always seemed dennis from iasip coded to me idk cant explain it

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No idea what this means but I’m glad for your sesbian lex / sorry for your lesbian loss

/SIGNALIS SPOILERS

FUCK, I LOVE THEMES AND SYMBOLISMS

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Mom 1 and 2 made God baby.

This means that lesbian babies are highly likely to be born with powers beyond human comprehension.

This means that sesbian lex is the superior sex.

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