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"Well, not as rich as him, but you get the idea."

“I know I’m a badass, but you can’t reveal my secret identity! My super ability is badass-ery. I mean nothing fits me better.”

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"Only for four whole pounds you get a whole stack! And with this limited time offer, you get some socks."
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“Hey there, would you be interested in purchasing some light up cardboard?”
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A little baby elephant stumbles into your askbox, holding a small letter in his mouth. He hands the note to you, "I love you. You are a wonderful, lovely person." Pass it on to the first ten people on your dash anonymously.
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thank you, seriously, thank you. I'll smother you in my love... 5eva.
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"I know I'm a badass, but you can't reveal my secret identity! My super ability is badass-ery. I mean nothing fits me better."


“Make way vulnerable citizens, I’m here to protect you!”
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"If you're here looking for beer and pizza, sorry but we don't have any..."
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"These are getting quite heavy. But have no fear I'll save you either way!"


“Make way vulnerable citizens, I’m here to protect you!”
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"Hey there, would you be interested in purchasing some light up cardboard?"
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"Make way vulnerable citizens, I'm here to protect you!"
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"A faerie..? Well holy buttfuck, that's a new one."


{❆}— ”Well a hug would be more appreciated then your screams shattering my ear drums sweetness.”
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"Then what is your idea of funny then, hm?"

“Oh come on, that was funny.”

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"Well, it's smaller than a regular one, some mistake him for a bunny, but he's quite the rabbit."

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“Hello, hello! You wouldn’t happen to have seen a rabbit bouncing around anywhere?”

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"Or masochistic, they certainly enjoy a good painful time."

“But you know it’s not our fault sometimes… We just don’t want to get hurt as well, that’d be very unfortunate.”

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Off to go watch a bunch of Disney and Pixar films until I pass out. Like if I owe and whatnot.

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"Hey... you alrighty there?" Slightly looking up higher towards the other man, he tried his best not to stare. After all, that was rude, and that was the last thing he intentionally wanted. "You're not going to die are you? Because if you then... That'd be the opposite of good."

“I just wanted to make a point, more to myself than anyone else though. I’m Tanner Briggs, more concerned with Tetris than your boyfriend’s undergarments, I promise.”

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"But you know it's not our fault sometimes... We just don't want to get hurt as well, that'd be very unfortunate."

“Destroying seems a bit harsh… I mean I don’t destroy the things I don’t understand. Usually I scream and run away from it, but that’s mostly fear than anything.”

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"Destroying seems a bit harsh... I mean I don't destroy the things I don't understand. Usually I scream and run away from it, but that's mostly fear than anything."

“I’m not very fond of killing, then again I never have done it before, so there’s that. Why would people kill you anyway? You seem to have an innocent exterior.”

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SEND ME YOUR HEAD CANONS FOR MY CHARACTER AND SEE IF I ACCEPT THEM

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