quixoticanarchy

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

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not only do i think people should not have to specify that their non-monogamy is ethical, some of yall need to come to grips with the fact that ur monogomy is non-ethical

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What about the dread of the other person replying to YOU

We talk about the anxiety of receiving emails and the dread of replying to them but what about the regret immediately after pressing send

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jerking off to a particularly good block of clay thinking about all the things it could become

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i never feel more like some miserable entity displaced from another universe and squeezed into a human skin suit pretending very hard to be a person than when i'm trying to write professional emails. i was meant to be composed of slime and weird neurons i lack the nature and the temperament to determine whether my email contains a surfeit of exclamation points and whether the desperation is sufficiently concealed and whether it should close with a "best" a "thanks" or god forbid a "cheers"

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Anyone mind if this white boy recites a little elvish poetry this evening?

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The complete elimination of all US aid to Israel would be a modest, conservative response to their decision to bomb Tehran. A global arms embargo and a crimes against humanity trial for Netanyahu & co. is more appropriate

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good morning to everyone and especially to the small pink orchids being sold at the nearest grocery store whom i have not acquired and will never acquire yet whose beauty remains alive at present despite being enmeshed and produced by a system that raises them up from the seed in industrial hothouses with exploitative working conditions to be sold specifically at chain grocery stores and discarded if not profitable.

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If my ocs were real and I walked into a room with all of them I'd immediately get jumped

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pisses me off BAD that i'll always be confined to this body for my whole conscious existence. what if i want to be a wisp in the breeze cunt

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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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really really mind boggling how since the whole tariff thing started you can hear in the news every day that america cannot function without cheap overseas labor and that the exact same labor would have to be abundantly compensated in the us of a and then we just breeze past that. like um guys. the evil implication is right behind me, isn't it

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the need to be perfect at everything is so crazy like why am I questioning my worth because I didn’t do great at something stupid

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using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot

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this sucks so bad im gonna (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) divide my personality into different characters and solve personal dilemmas by having debate-style discussions with them

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Still doesn’t top the oddest customer question I’ve heard, which was addressed to my coworker at a fast food job in yellowstone national park, by this guy - seemingly sincere - who asked us “so at what elevation do deer turn into elk?”

What is it about taking on the role of Customer that makes ppl lose their whole minds