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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.
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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄
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one william dollars isnt even that much money anymore due to the flation
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And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?
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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.
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sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere
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you just never quite know what you'll get when you open my inbox
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hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)
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Why is Tucker motherfucking Carlson the only mainstream “reporter” I have seen capable of bringing real questions and concerns up about the Israel/Iran/(America) conflict??? How the hell is THIS GUY our voice of reason right now?????
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Just smoked some shit that lets me step in the same river twice
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