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Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

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it takes a village to destroy a baby (powerful baby)

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>two parts oatmeal one part milk

that shit goes down smooth as silk

>two parts oatmeal one part rice

kinda weird but could be nice

>two parts oatmeal one part stew

now it's getting hard to chew

>two parts oatmeal one part mole

um no thanks i'm really full

>two parts oatmeal one part mouse

what the fuck dude leave my house

>two parts oatmeal one part arm

where'd that come from who'd you harm

>two parts oatmeal one part ned

who is that oh god he's dead

>two parts oatmeal one part gourd

oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!

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NEVER STOP THE GRINDSET

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There’s no containing him.

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do you think when they release the anchor it bonks a fish on the head sometimes . sorry thats probably sad to think about. maybe jf we imagine the funny coconut bonk sound and the fish is only a little annoyed. lets keep it PG no blood. they have a date at the anemone fields tomorrow it wouldnt be fair. oh fuck a second anchor

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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just one more pdf bro I swear I can quit whenever I want

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me and my buddies are building a silk road between our houses to make trading of spices, tea and oils easier