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Quotes from the Dorm
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  Just some quotes: Most without context. Rated PG-18. The entirety of this blog will be things said in a faraway place called “college” where a group of friends says some ridiculous things. Beware, though, some topics may be insensitive, gross, or just weird.  
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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P: I can even understand being in the bath for an hour... you know, hot bath, light some candles... S: I can't understand that, it'd get cold! T: That's why you put the toaster in there to warm it back up.
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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E
*singing to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer*
Emma the bubble-nose hoo-man
had a very bubble nose...
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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E
Let me slip into something more comfortable...
Like a coma.
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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T
You know what they say about winter weddings...
(”What?”)
I have no fucking clue.
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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Tee
I just...
I don’t like monogamy.
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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E
Ain’t nobody getting drunk off calculus. You can’t drink and derive.
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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S
Worshetshtershire...
Worshtersherietrer...
What-the-fuck sauce.
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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E
I am the boob Moses. Let your people go.
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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E
A would fuck a donkey...
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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H
She’s not cool enough to eat people.
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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S
Aww.
Cute.
Wonder if she means it.
(About our betrayal friend)
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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T
Can I turn the bed into a guillotine?
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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E
Fucking Martha Stewart weddings, yeah that sounds white.
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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E: This is America; we don’t do white shit here.
N: This is America; the only thing here is white shit.
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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E
So we have footpants and foot panties... does that mean toe socks are foot thongs?
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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E
I can see it. MELT you little motherfuckers!
(on the snow outside our window)
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quotesbyus-acompilation · 6 years ago
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E
I am E and I speak for the North: there shall be no inbreeding here.
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