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You know I would hug you or shove you in the snow to show my appreciation for you today, but I can't.

Amy, on showing affection

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Amy is 22 years old

Amy: "I'm eating pizza on the floor of my apartment."

Andrea: "hahaha why not on a piece of furniture?"

Amy: "Cause I wanted to have a date night with my stuffed animals. It's like a tea party but with pizza and Diet Pepsi."

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Is it bad if I'm totally not mentally here right now? I just wanna tan outside and get buff. Then all the guys will be like "hey girl, can I get yo numba?"

Amy, on GTL

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*farts loudly* Did that really just happen? Well, I must be sober, you don't fart when you're drunk!

Amy, on flatulence

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A creep is an inanimate object. I will fight to the death about it.

Amy, on words

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There was a question on my music business quiz that asked "What is a mark of hip hop music?" My answer? Gangsta, guns &women , spoken word, bass down low, and drugs. Yep, he drops the lowest quiz score.

Amy, on hood life

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If I were a dog it wouldn't be frowned upon to pee in someone's yard.

Amy, on bodily functions

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Oh don't worry, mom is getting a recording of Laddy mean barking and then giving me a hockey stick so in case someone does get in I can beat them with a hockey stick.

Amy, on safety part 2

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I'm sleeping with a knife bedside so in case someone attempts to break into my apartment again.

Amy, on safety

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I am trying to come up with different jobs one can do using a broom stick.

Amy, on her theater project

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Please tell me there is a trophy for asshole of the year award, cause I called in the football team because they were literally shaking my wall with their music while i was trying to sleep. Now I can't sleep so I baked muffins. And when security came over, it took four knocks to get someone, so as I am trying to be Betty Crocker here there was screaming outside my door.

Amy, on dealing with assholes

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So I have decided that once I graduate I am going to kidnap Cuppy Cake and take her to Vegas and marry her and if they won't marry us then we shall go to Canada and get married and then raise a pet moose as our child.

Amy, on marrying a dog

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I'm drinking a margarita while watching Teen Mom...I think I've hit a new low.

Amy, on her lifestyle

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Damn, I guess if I was a superhero my weakness would be internet and my strengths would be stealth.

Amy Wenzel, on hiding from the dean of her college

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Secretly inside, I love cleaning toilets.

Amy Wenzel, on her secrets

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Judgement Jaguar, he judges you while he rips your face off

Amy on Judgmental Animals

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well I guess Texas and minnesota have something in common and that is a good womens' basketball team but who cares about womens' basketball

Amy on Basketball